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#287294 2004-05-04 4:40 AM
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Back by absolutely zero demand!

Ask a question and I, a scientist, will answer it.


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How could Superman project force beams from his fingertips in the second Superman movie when he's never displayed this power before...or since!


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What's your bra size?

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Why do the White Sox wear black socks?


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Could you possibly give a scientific answer for such an unscientific question as this?

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What's your bra size?




My bra size is none of your business young man!!!


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Not you LLance! I already know your cup size! (World Cup)

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How could Superman project force beams from his fingertips in the second Superman movie when he's never displayed this power before...or since!




The monkeys. They bestowed him that temporary power.


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What's your bra size?




34 C


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Why do the White Sox wear black socks?




Because they are not rascist.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Could you possibly give a scientific answer for such an unscientific question as this?




Indubitably. According to the principals of the theories of Multiple Universes, any possibility is actualized in a full and complete manner multiple times over in the grand ana-kata scheme superverse.


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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What's your bra size?




My bra size is none of your business young man!!!




Questions end in question marks.

Wouldn't yours be a Bro though?


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Not you LLance! I already know your cup size! (World Cup)




Questions end in question marks.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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It's a manzier!


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Do you think it's alright to leave the boy with Uncle Ernie?


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Am the world round or flat?

URG's neighbor am say world am round so URG am hit him with club for being stoopid.


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Wouldn't it be funny if Superman got skin cancer from all the UV rays he soaks up for his powers?

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sounds like a better storyline that what usually goes in a Superman comic.

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Would Superman and all other aliens hooking up with humans be considered beastiality since they're different species?

I should mail my ideas to DC!

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wouldn't that be considered speciality?

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Solve this one for me, Uschi: How is it that Nowhereman has never been prosecuted for all the hundreds of drug deals he's made here at the Rob Boards?

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Because the crazy things that happen in your head aren't real, Chris. If they were, everyone would be fucking bunnies like bunnies!


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Do you think it's alright to leave the boy with Uncle Ernie?




No, he's retarded.


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Am the world round or flat?

URG's neighbor am say world am round so URG am hit him with club for being stoopid.




The world is round and flat, depending on your point of view. I mean.... butts are round... breasts are round.... the world can't be flat, right?


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Wouldn't it be funny if Superman got skin cancer from all the UV rays he soaks up for his powers?




Yes. It would be justice. Poetic justice. I would laugh until I shat my pants, then I'd change my pants and laugh some more.


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Would Superman and all other aliens hooking up with humans be considered beastiality since they're different species?

I should mail my ideas to DC!




Yes. Isn't it spicy though?


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wouldn't that be considered speciality?




No. 'Beast' is not a scientific classification. It should probably be polyspeciessexual. However, since mating activities crossing species boundries has been dubbed 'beastiality,' the term would logically be applied uniformly.


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Solve this one for me, Uschi: How is it that Nowhereman has never been prosecuted for all the hundreds of drug deals he's made here at the Rob Boards?




Because he plays with Rob's butthole so Rob won't press charges.


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Are you kidding? Rob's been "pressing" Nowhereman's "charges" since he first came to the board!

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That's a little too much information right now.

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Yeah, Chris Oakley doesn't need much to masturbate. Especially not after he's dropped acid.


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....is a bomb on Sneaky Bunny's head.

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WTF Chris? Stay off the drugs son! You're making no sense whatsoever!


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Does the Flash shit at superspeed...and WHO's the lucky little bugger who has to clean it up?


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I think by "drop a bomb on sneaky bunny" Chris means a "spooge bomb"


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Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of an atomic bomb. Nuke her furry little butt right out of existence, I say.

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Does the Flash shit at superspeed...and WHO's the lucky little bugger who has to clean it up?




Yes and Superman's dog Krypto. It's a louverly turn of events and a good use for that damned mutt.


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