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That was edited from a Clash of the Titans still frame.
Just like to point that out....
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And a lazer eye surgeon! ZOD is that damn talented and smarter than Uschi could ever dream! KNEEL before ZOD!!!
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I'd agree with you but um...........Ah hell I don't know.
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And a lazer eye surgeon! ZOD is that damn talented and smarter than Uschi could ever dream! KNEEL before ZOD!!!
YOU're the one eating out the kikes, remember?
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.
But why?
Because god made it that way.
But why?
because God is a passive agressive cunt.
But why?
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In a human five feet tall with a size such that a cast of them could hold 19 gallons of water exactly, and the person was 22% fat content, what would their total skin surface be -approximately- in centimeters, and how long would it take to skin them if you removed one square inch of skin every minute?
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I don't have a question, what should I do? 
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Could you post pictures of your boobies to help me out?
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.
But why?
Because god made it that way.
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because God is a passive agressive cunt.
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Why ask why?
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I have a question: Can you people stop it with the quotes-within-a-quote? It gets to the point where it hurts my eyes. 
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I have a question: Can you people stop it with the quotes-within-a-quote? It gets to the point where it hurts my eyes.
Can we just have one level of quotation?
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I have a question: Can you people stop it with the quotes-within-a-quote? It gets to the point where it hurts my eyes.
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I have a question: Can you people stop it with the quotes-within-a-quote? It gets to the point where it hurts my eyes.
Why? Is is too hard to follow with your little girlie-brain?
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I have a question: Can you people stop it with the quotes-within-a-quote? It gets to the point where it hurts my eyes.
Can we just have one level of quotation?
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I have a question: Can you people stop it with the quotes-within-a-quote? It gets to the point where it hurts my eyes.
Can we just have one level of quotation?
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I am such a bastard. Okay, Nuriko, I'll quit.
Nah, I was enjoying it...
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.
But why?
Because god made it that way.
But why?
because God is a passive agressive cunt.
But why?
Because he allows himself to be.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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In a human five feet tall with a size such that a cast of them could hold 19 gallons of water exactly, and the person was 22% fat content, what would their total skin surface be -approximately- in centimeters, and how long would it take to skin them if you removed one square inch of skin every minute?
4200 cm, three hours and twenty six minutes.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.
But why?
Because god made it that way.
But why?
because God is a passive agressive cunt.
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Because he allows himself to be.
But does he tell us to be?
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I don't have a question, what should I do?
Masturbate furiously.
Could you post pictures of your boobies to help me out?
Yes I could.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.
But why?
Because god made it that way.
But why?
because God is a passive agressive cunt.
But why?
Why ask why?
If you don't ask why you never learn anything of importance.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.
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because God is a passive agressive cunt.
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Because he allows himself to be.
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In a human five feet tall with a size such that a cast of them could hold 19 gallons of water exactly, and the person was 22% fat content, what would their total skin surface be -approximately- in centimeters, and how long would it take to skin them if you removed one square inch of skin every minute?
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I have a question: Can you people stop it with the quotes-within-a-quote? It gets to the point where it hurts my eyes.
We could. It would, however, be much easier for us to gouge out your eyes and be done with it.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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I have a question: Can you people stop it with the quotes-within-a-quote? It gets to the point where it hurts my eyes.
Can we just have one level of quotation?
You could if you desired it so.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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I have a question: Can you people stop it with the quotes-within-a-quote? It gets to the point where it hurts my eyes.
Can we just have one level of quotation?
Or maybe two?
That also works splendidly.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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I have a question: Can you people stop it with the quotes-within-a-quote? It gets to the point where it hurts my eyes.
Why? Is is too hard to follow with your little girlie-brain?
Because. Your brain would still rattle in a cast of her little girly-brain. Because boys thing with their peepees. ...or so mommy sez.
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I don't have a question, what should I do?
Masturbate furiously.
Could you post pictures of your boobies to help me out?
Yes I could.
 I want some!
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.
But why?
Because god made it that way.
But why?
because God is a passive agressive cunt.
But why?
Because he allows himself to be.
But does he tell us to be?
Who cares what he tells us to do?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.
But why?
Because god made it that way.
But why?
because God is a passive agressive cunt.
But why?
Because he allows himself to be.
But why?
Because he's into that kind of stuff.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Masturbate furiously.
Could you post pictures of your boobies to help me out?
Yes I could.
I want some!
I never said I WOULD, just that I COULD.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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I thought we have a connection... don't we, Acorn?
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Who cares what he tells us to do?
Why shouldn't I care? 
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Ok, I promise: the first time I photograph my boobs and scan them/load them inth my computer, you get them first. Ok?
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Who cares what he tells us to do?
Why shouldn't I care?
Because you take pride in not caring about anything. Being apathetic and uncaring.
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Who cares what he tells us to do?
Why shouldn't I care?
Because you take pride in not caring about anything. Being apathetic and uncaring.
Point. But don't I usually draw the line at religion.
God loves me and this I know.
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