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Uschi #287734 2004-05-14 2:39 AM
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But why?




Because he's into that kind of stuff.




But why?


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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But does he tell us to be?




Who cares what he tells us to do?




But why?




That question does not logically follow suit.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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When will I live?


He fixes the cable?
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When will I die?




When your corporal form ceases function.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But why?




Because he's into that kind of stuff.




But why?




Because turtles can breathe out of their ass holes.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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When will I live?




The second you get yer ass over to my house.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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How will I live without you? I want to know.


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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But does he tell us to be?




Who cares what he tells us to do?




But why?




That question does not logically follow suit.




But why?


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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But why?




Because he's into that kind of stuff.




But why?




Because turtles can breathe out of their ass holes.




But why?


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How will I live without you? I want to know.




You will live sad and alone. Wistfully alone.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But does he tell us to be?




Who cares what he tells us to do?




But why?




That question does not logically follow suit.




But why?




Because you live with penguins.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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When will I live?




The second you get yer ass over to my house.




Need more input!


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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But why?




Because he's into that kind of stuff.




But why?




Because turtles can breathe out of their ass holes.




But why?




I like pizza.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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When will I live?




The second you get yer ass over to my house.




Need more input!




...in your ass or my house?


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But does he tell us to be?




Who cares what he tells us to do?




But why?




That question does not logically follow suit.




But why?




Because you live with penguins.




But why?


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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But why?




Because he's into that kind of stuff.




But why?




Because turtles can breathe out of their ass holes.




But why?




I like pizza.




But why?


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Will I ever completely learn Stairway to Heaven?
How many baby mommas will I have in my life?
Great taste or less filling?
What am I thinking right this instant?


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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But does he tell us to be?




Who cares what he tells us to do?




But why?




That question does not logically follow suit.




But why?




Because you live with penguins.




But why?




I heart Charlie Chaplin!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But why?




Because he's into that kind of stuff.




But why?




Because turtles can breathe out of their ass holes.




But why?




I like pizza.




But why?




NO, I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING! THIS IS THE WAY I TALK! AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But does he tell us to be?




Who cares what he tells us to do?




But why?




That question does not logically follow suit.




But why?




Because you live with penguins.




But why?




I heart Charlie Chaplin!




But why?


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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But why?




Because he's into that kind of stuff.




But why?




Because turtles can breathe out of their ass holes.




But why?




I like pizza.




But why?




NO, I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING! THIS IS THE WAY I TALK! AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?!




But why?


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Will I ever completely learn Stairway to Heaven?
How many baby mommas will I have in my life?
Great taste or less filling?
What am I thinking right this instant?




Eventually.
Two.
Taste.
Nothing. All the blood's rushed to mount olympus.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But does he tell us to be?




Who cares what he tells us to do?




But why?




That question does not logically follow suit.




But why?




Because you live with penguins.




But why?




I heart Charlie Chaplin!




But why?




He's a funny little man.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But does he tell us to be?




Who cares what he tells us to do?




But why?




That question does not logically follow suit.




But why?




Because you live with penguins.




But why?




I heart Charlie Chaplin!




But why?




He's a funny little man.




But why?


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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But why?




Because he's into that kind of stuff.




But why?




Because turtles can breathe out of their ass holes.




But why?




I like pizza.




But why?




NO, I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING! THIS IS THE WAY I TALK! AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?!




But why?




DEEP BLUE SEA! THEY ATE ME! A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH! ...JURASSIC PARK,....


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But does he tell us to be?




Who cares what he tells us to do?




But why?




That question does not logically follow suit.




But why?




Because you live with penguins.




But why?




I heart Charlie Chaplin!




But why?




He's a funny little man.




But why?




Because I say so.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But why?




Because he's into that kind of stuff.




But why?




Because turtles can breathe out of their ass holes.




But why?




I like pizza.




But why?




NO, I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING! THIS IS THE WAY I TALK! AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?!




But why?




DEEP BLUE SEA! THEY ATE ME! A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH! ...JURASSIC PARK,....




But why?


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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But does he tell us to be?




Who cares what he tells us to do?




But why?




That question does not logically follow suit.




But why?




Because you live with penguins.




But why?




I heart Charlie Chaplin!




But why?




He's a funny little man.




But why?




Because I say so.




But why?


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When will I live?




The second you get yer ass over to my house.




Need more input!




...in your ass or my house?





Your house, Monkey Lass!


He fixes the cable?
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Will I ever completely learn Stairway to Heaven?
How many baby mommas will I have in my life?
Great taste or less filling?
What am I thinking right this instant?




Eventually.
Two.
Taste.
Nothing. All the blood's rushed to mount olympus.




Two baby mommas? Who? WHO???
heh. Nice Olympus reference.
Will I be spared once the Revolution begins, on account of being 3/4 Black?


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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But why?




Because he's into that kind of stuff.




But why?




Because turtles can breathe out of their ass holes.




But why?




I like pizza.




But why?




NO, I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING! THIS IS THE WAY I TALK! AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?!




But why?




DEEP BLUE SEA! THEY ATE ME! A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH! ...JURASSIC PARK,....




But why?




Why ?


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Why not?


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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When will I live?




The second you get yer ass over to my house.




Need more input!




...in your ass or my house?





Your house, Monkey Lass!




My ass in my house?


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Ok, I promise: the first time I photograph my boobs and scan them/load them inth my computer, you get them first. Ok?




Do I get them second? Will the pigs floating in the background be included?


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Two baby mommas? Who? WHO???
heh. Nice Olympus reference.
Will I be spared once the Revolution begins, on account of being 3/4 Black?




Yes. Harlo and Lucille.

You and your friends against me and The Revolution.


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Ok, I promise: the first time I photograph my boobs and scan them/load them inth my computer, you get them first. Ok?




Do I get them second? Will the pigs floating in the background be included?




No and perhaps.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Shoot it! Shoot the ball!


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My ass in my house?




Yes, your ass in your house!
No withs or withouts!
Smack the right cheek! Smack the left cheek!
Smack 'em with a giant mouse!
Yes, you are at my mercy with your ass in your house!


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Ok, I promise: the first time I photograph my boobs and scan them/load them inth my computer, you get them first. Ok?




Do I get them second? Will the pigs floating in the background be included?




No and perhaps.




Why and why not?


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Ok, I promise: the first time I photograph my boobs and scan them/load them inth my computer, you get them first. Ok?




Do I get them second? Will the pigs floating in the background be included?




No and perhaps.




Why and why not?




Because I don't want my boobs all over the internet. I try to maintain a little dignity and tact.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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