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TK-069 #287774 2004-05-14 3:52 AM
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My ass in my house?




Yes, your ass in your house!
No withs or withouts!
Smack the right cheek! Smack the left cheek!
Smack 'em with a giant mouse!
Yes, you are at my mercy with your ass in your house!




Maybe we should wait until Julie and Andrew go out for a while...


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So I'm more likely to spread pictures of you than TK?

He's the one that posts all the naked pictures!


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Are you Batman?


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So I'm more likely to spread pictures of you than TK?

He's the one that posts all the naked pictures!




Yes, but I'm the classy nekkid picture provider!


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I'm Batman.


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So I'm more likely to spread pictures of you than TK?

He's the one that posts all the naked pictures!




Yes, but I'm the classy nekkid picture provider!



classy?> for some odd reason you and the word classy just don't seem right together.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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So I'm more likely to spread pictures of you than TK?

He's the one that posts all the naked pictures!




Yes, but I'm the classy nekkid picture provider!



classy? for some odd reason you and the word classy just don't seem right together.




How 'bout Scholarly Gentleman nekkid pic provider?


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I never said I WOULD, just that I COULD.




You have outsmarted me once again, Uschi.

So does it turn you on to leave the guys on these boards with blue balls?


And that's terrible.
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Who cares what he tells us to do?




Shouldn't you answer this question yourself, since this is the thread where you answer questions?


And that's terrible.
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damn i wanted some boobies, im sure everyone else did too


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So I'm more likely to spread pictures of you than TK?

He's the one that posts all the naked pictures!




Yes, but I'm the classy nekkid picture provider!



classy? for some odd reason you and the word classy just don't seem right together.




How 'bout Scholarly Gentleman nekkid pic provider?



"next week only family feud...."


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Why do the adults in Peanuts cartoons talk like this: "wooah wooah wooah wooah wooah"?

Who really discovered America first?

What kind of pie does Cthulhu like?

What was the deal with scientists putting leeches on and giving lobotomies to all their patients in the 18th and 19th centuries?

How many animal nebulae are there?

What was the Merovingian's purpose in the Matrix? He was always talkin' bout purpose and cause and effect, but he himself had none! What a douche!

Speaking of douches, what are they composed of?

Is there a hidden alphabet in which each letter has a startling evil power if spoken?

What else is in your house?

Excuse me, I'm an idiot: Can space "fold" itself?

Which is more applicable and likely to be used in the future: ion or light propulsion?


He fixes the cable?
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.




But why?




Because god made it that way.




But why?




because God is a passive agressive cunt.




But why?




Because he allows himself to be.




But why?




Because he's into that kind of stuff.




But why?




Because turtles can breathe out of their ass holes.




But why?




I like pizza.




But why?




NO, I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING! THIS IS THE WAY I TALK! AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?!




But why?




DEEP BLUE SEA! THEY ATE ME! A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH! ...JURASSIC PARK,....




But why?




Why ?




"Why"? What kinda question is that?


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But why?




Why not?




...
I... I don't know.


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damn i wanted some boobies, im sure everyone else did too



i want some too....


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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So I'm more likely to spread pictures of you than TK?

He's the one that posts all the naked pictures!




No, I like Robot more. And I promised.


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...... yes.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Where are my clipons?




In the drawer with all the rest of your cheap plastic jewelery.


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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So I'm more likely to spread pictures of you than TK?

He's the one that posts all the naked pictures!




Yes, but I'm the classy nekkid picture provider!



classy? for some odd reason you and the word classy just don't seem right together.




How 'bout Scholarly Gentleman nekkid pic provider?




You picked a good avatar, I tell you what. And that's a scientific opinion.


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I never said I WOULD, just that I COULD.




You have outsmarted me once again, Uschi.

So does it turn you on to leave the guys on these boards with blue balls?




Welll....... you, yes. In fact, I'm typing with one hand right now. It's TWO fingers for giving YOU blue balls.


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Who cares what he tells us to do?




Shouldn't you answer this question yourself, since this is the thread where you answer questions?




No. My questions are rhetorical.


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TK-069 said:
Why do the adults in Peanuts cartoons talk like this: "wooah wooah wooah wooah wooah"?
---------- Because if it was funny when Chaplin did it in City Lights, it's always funny. Plus it kept whassisname from having to write dialogue.

Who really discovered America first?
---------- Jesus.

What kind of pie does Cthulhu like?
---------- All pie perhaps.

What was the deal with scientists putting leeches on and giving lobotomies to all their patients in the 18th and 19th centuries?
---------- They didn't know jack shit. Just like the scientists now.

How many animal nebulae are there?
---------- None. Nebulae are collections of stellar gas and dust.

What was the Merovingian's purpose in the Matrix? He was always talkin' bout purpose and cause and effect, but he himself had none! What a douche!
---------- Was that the French guy who gave that woman an orgasm from cake? Yeah, THAT was his purpose. Cheap gags.

Speaking of douches, what are they composed of?
---------- Salt water, I believe. Just non toxic stuff to flush out the vagina.

Is there a hidden alphabet in which each letter has a startling evil power if spoken?
---------- Yes. Somewhere, in some dimension, yes.

What else is in your house?
---------- No dishwasher, but we have a washer and dryer. I have a leather lay-z-boy recliner I recieved as my graduation present. I have a poster of an H-bomb exploding on the wall behind me. My underwear. A coffee pot.

Excuse me, I'm an idiot: Can space "fold" itself?
---------- Theoretically, yes.

Which is more applicable and likely to be used in the future: ion or light propulsion?
---------- Ion. We're still in the dark about light. Light has no mass so...... I know shit. This is ass-pulling.


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"Why"? What kinda question is that?




A damn good one.


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You mean you're not Dana Benn from the Women's Forum?!?






...huh?


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"Why"? What kinda question is that?




A damn good one.




But why?


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Placenta or Provolone?

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"Why"? What kinda question is that?




A damn good one.




But why?




Because.


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Placenta or Provolone?




Provolone. Placentas are for biohazard waste bins.


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So I'm more likely to spread pictures of you than TK?

He's the one that posts all the naked pictures!




No, I like Robot more. And I promised.




What?!? I demand a recount!

Everyone likes me more than robots.

I ask you, would a ROBOT dance with a cartoon mouse in a sailor costume?



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So I'm more likely to spread pictures of you than TK?

He's the one that posts all the naked pictures!




No, I like Robot more. And I promised.




What?!? I demand a recount!

Everyone likes me more than robots.

I ask you, would a ROBOT dance with a cartoon mouse in a sailor costume?






Yes.


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Defeated.


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Placenta or Provolone?




Provolone. Placentas are for biohazard waste bins.




Heh! Says you!

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Don't wolves feed the remains of the placenta to the baby wolves for nourishment?


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Isn't Chris Oakley an overdeveloped sentient placenta?


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Aren't we all, in our own way?


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Don't wolves feed the remains of the placenta to the baby wolves for nourishment?




Yes they do.


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Isn't Chris Oakley an overdeveloped sentient placenta?




No, he's not OVERdeveloped at all.


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Aren't we all, in our own way?




Not in the least.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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