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greater than


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$ or £




I'm American, ya damn Texan!


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Is that true?




I live in Kentucky so what would you expect but for all of the girls to love dick?




Well, then yeah. Girls would be repulsed by the sight of breasts after you so all the lesbians would become straight. Makes sense. Thank you llance.


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Girls that love boobies?




Well, all girls love boobies. Either they're homo and like touching other boobs or are hetero and fully enjoy their own.


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When will there be a harvest for the world?




Yeah. Why not. Jesus comes and kicks off all the Jews and Mexicans.


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Scientifically, does this dress make me look fat?




No, your head makes you look fat.


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If you and Superman were the last beings on earth, would you still kill him?

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner. Sometimes I feel like my only friend is the city I live in, The City of Angels. Lonely as I am, together we cry. Where are my meds?

Have there ever been any successful communes in history?
- If you were to start a sovreign commune, what sociopolitical ideology would be its foundation?
- How many members and any specific people?

How's Brandy?

Scientist, why do you favor a Smut Peddler?




Yes.

Under the sofa. You lost 'em last night.

I'd ask Julie 'cause she's the History Woman, but I don't wanna bug her.
Do-whatever-the-fuck-you-want-archy.
Members? My family, my friends, some neat people who might wanna join, whatever...

Brandy's scared. We had lightning and hail and tornados today. She's behind the sofa.

I don't favor smut peddlers.


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Does Bull love the cock?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?




Bull from Night Court? Yeah.

Pope? He can't shit anymore. He has a collostomy (sp) bag. So, if he ever enters the woods, yes.


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isnt that song as old as u are?




Not quite.


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You are only upset cause I said your penis was smaller than Robs!
I still let you fuck me didnt I?




No.


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Who's the President in the future?




Jesus Unholy Christ.


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Does it take 1.21 gigawatts to get back to the future?




Yes. 1.21 gigawatts precisely.


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Could a polar bear and a chipmunk ever get along?




Not both at the same time, no.


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Are Bert and Ernie going to move to Massachusetts?




Yes. They will buy a house by a lake.


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No, your head makes you look fat.




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Who's the President in the future?




Jesus Unholy Christ.




Which Olsen twin?


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I don't favor smut peddlers.




Alas, it was never met to be...


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Why does the Chia Pet craze live on and not the Pet Rock?

OK, are the Teletubbies gay?

Fatburger or Whataburger?


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Who's the President in the future?




Jesus Unholy Christ.




Which Olsen twin?




No, it's really Jesus.


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Whats my middle name?




Tippy.


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Why does the Chia Pet craze live on and not the Pet Rock?

OK, are the Teletubbies gay?

Fatburger or Whataburger?




Chia Pets are still a craze?

Homoerotic? The purple one, yeah. Gay? Yeah. The whole thing is fucked up. Burning infant heads and idiot french puppets and that hellish 'againnn!'.

Wendy's Burger


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Whats my middle name?




Tippy.




Wrong!
Please try again.


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Well, all girls love boobies. Either they're homo and like touching other boobs or are hetero and fully enjoy their own.




And which category would you be under?

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Fatburger or Whataburger?




Wendy's Burger




You need to get out more. Might I suggest Amtrak?


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Girls that love boobies?




Well, all girls love boobies. Either they're homo and like touching other boobs or are hetero and fully enjoy their own.




Damn!



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Who was that masked man?

And in what scientific field does he specialise?

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Fatburger or Whataburger?




Wendy's Burger




You need to get out more. Might I suggest Amtrak?



look whos talking


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Girls that love boobies?




Well, all girls love boobies. Either they're homo and like touching other boobs or are hetero and fully enjoy their own.




Damn!





ain't it the truth!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Girls that love boobies?




Well, all girls love boobies. Either they're homo and like touching other boobs or are hetero and fully enjoy their own.




Damn!





ain't it the truth!


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Fatburger or Whataburger?




Wendy's Burger




You need to get out more. Might I suggest Amtrak?



look whos talking




That was a stupid movie. Besides, that's not a name of a burger joint! Iiiinnnnnnappropriate!


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Fatburger or Whataburger?




Wendy's Burger




You need to get out more. Might I suggest Amtrak?



look whos talking




That was a stupid movie. Besides, that's not a name of a burger joint! Iiiinnnnnnappropriate!



oh sorry cap'n "i'm to lazy to put any effort up to get any"

oh and burger joint - fudruckers


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Well, all girls love boobies. Either they're homo and like touching other boobs or are hetero and fully enjoy their own.




And which category would you be under?




I like MY boobies.


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Fatburger or Whataburger?




Wendy's Burger




You need to get out more. Might I suggest Amtrak?




I'm related to Amway salsmen. My aunt and her husband. For holidays they send us catalogues.


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Who was that masked man?

And in what scientific field does he specialise?




Zorro and forensics.


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Well, all girls love boobies. Either they're homo and like touching other boobs or are hetero and fully enjoy their own.




And which category would you be under?




I like MY boobies.




can we see them??


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oh sorry cap'n "i'm to lazy to put any effort up to get any"



Is that addressed to me? And if so, please help me figure out what the hell that means...


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Is that addressed to me? And if so, please help me figure out what the hell that means...




im pretty sure its directed to TK


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Well, all girls love boobies. Either they're homo and like touching other boobs or are hetero and fully enjoy their own.




And which category would you be under?




I like MY boobies.




can we see them??




You could if you lived in my bathroom.


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