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oh sorry cap'n "i'm to lazy to put any effort up to get any"



Is that addressed to me? And if so, please help me figure out what the hell that means...




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Well, all girls love boobies. Either they're homo and like touching other boobs or are hetero and fully enjoy their own.




And which category would you be under?




I like MY boobies.




can we see them??




You could if you lived in my bathroom.




Is that an invitation?


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(Can't you) trip like I do?


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Captain "I'm too lazy to put any effort up to get any"?!

I can easily get some whenever I want, right Uschi?

Who in the hell does she think she is writing to me like that?

She's just mad 'cause I won't pay for her plane ticket, huh?

So we can't see your boobs, but your lesbian roommate can? What a gyp!

So what will my five days in Tennessee be like?


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Do I listen to pop music because I'm depressed or am I depressed because I listen to pop music?


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Well, all girls love boobies. Either they're homo and like touching other boobs or are hetero and fully enjoy their own.




And which category would you be under?




I like MY boobies.




can we see them??




You could if you lived in my bathroom.




Is that an invitation?




..... yes.


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(Can't you) trip like I do?




I could if I would but I won't.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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Captain "I'm too lazy to put any effort up to get any"?!

I can easily get some whenever I want, right Uschi?

Who in the hell does she think she is writing to me like that?

She's just mad 'cause I won't pay for her plane ticket, huh?

So we can't see your boobs, but your lesbian roommate can? What a gyp!

So what will my five days in Tennessee be like?




Sure! Anytime for a Robot.

Bob Saget.

She's going with you then?

My sister is not a lesbian nor does she live in my bathroom.

Boring yet strangly satisfying.


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(Can't you) trip like I do?




I could if I would but I won't.




Can everyone feel like I do.....?


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Do I listen to pop music because I'm depressed or am I depressed because I listen to pop music?




It's a vicious cycle. I recommend killing yourself. Or Christina Agubaba.


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(Can't you) trip like I do?




I could if I would but I won't.




Can everyone feel like I do.....?




No. You have a specific and rare type of skin disease. If everyone felt like you do it would be the herald of the end of the human race.


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I'll assume you ment b12.

For three and a half thousand grams of b-12... I think that'd be in the ballpark of $2000. Maybe $1500. B-12 isn't all that expensive to encapsulate, especially as a purepack.


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Will David Letterman ever get better ratings than Jay Leno?


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Yes. Once. The episode where he dies on camera during stupid pet tricks and a camel humps his corpse.


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Why?


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Why?




Well, it's so hard and mobile... and if you really LIKE the guy.... I mean.... why NOT?


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Who would win in a fight between Sodium

Na
Atomic number: 11
Atomic weight: 22.989770

and

Argon

Ar
Atomic number: 18
Atomic weight: 39.948

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Where's Wally?

Seriously. We're beginning to worry about him.

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Would you like fries with that?


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No thanks,I just ate.

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Who would win in a fight between Sodium

Na
Atomic number: 11
Atomic weight: 22.989770

and

Argon

Ar
Atomic number: 18
Atomic weight: 39.948




Arogn 'cause it's heavier? I dunno. Chemistry is stupid.


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Where's Wally?

Seriously. We're beginning to worry about him.




He's down at the Mr.Pawn trying to sell off his ten-cent hooker for some change to help him buy a bottle of rum.


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Would you like fries with that?




No, I'd rather a salad.


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What condition is my condition in?


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What condition is my condition in?




Fit as a fiddle in desparate need of a tune up. You've lost your marbles. Seriously. Check yer panties.


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Shouldn't I check yours?


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Shouldn't I check yours?




What would that help? You ain't got no marbles.


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Who needs marbles when you've got panties?

And a colostomy bag?


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Why do I haveta ask this question from a 36-inch television in a four-star hotel n Tennessee?

And where's roomservice?

Are you from Memphis?

Ever been to Tennessee? Hockey's played in the Gaylord Center...


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You said gaylord.


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Maybe this is just me, but how many times do you think people have looked at your name and said "Oochee" and not "Ooshee"?

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....I think it's just you....


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With all due respect, Mr. Animalman(which is none in your case), you are not a scientist. Until you are, refrain from answering questions within this thread.

Uschi, don't you think Flanders is a big jerk?


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Who needs marbles when you've got panties?

And a colostomy bag?




Me.

Gross.


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Why do I haveta ask this question from a 36-inch television in a four-star hotel n Tennessee?

And where's roomservice?

Are you from Memphis?

Ever been to Tennessee? Hockey's played in the Gaylord Center...




Because vacation is HELL!

In the hotel across the street.

Not at all, no.

NO. Gaylord is so homo...


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Maybe this is just me, but how many times do you think people have looked at your name and said "Oochee" and not "Ooshee"?




Maybe us-chee.... I don't really care.


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With all due respect, Mr. Animalman(which is none in your case), you are not a scientist. Until you are, refrain from answering questions within this thread.

Uschi, don't you think Flanders is a big jerk?




A big hunky jerk!


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What do I have to do to become a "scientist"?

My parents are both scientists, does that work? It's not a recessive gene, is it?


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