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What do I have to do to become a "scientist"?

My parents are both scientists, does that work? It's not a recessive gene, is it?




You have to be cool like me and do everything scientifically. EVERYTHING.

No, retards can have geniuses, dwarfs can have normal sized babies, scientists can have innocuous spawn. It goes not by the genes, young jedi. Have it you do, or have it you do not. Middle ground is there none in the ways of science.


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I can see his package. Batman's is bigger.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I can see his package. Batman's is bigger.




I KNEW IT!!

You DO look!

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Oh wait.

I already knew that.

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Why, oh why, did I eat the orange beef......


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I can see his package. Batman's is bigger.




I KNEW IT!!

You DO look!



WE ALL DO!!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Serious science question here:

Atoms are made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. Are those sub-atomic particles made up of anything smaller, or is that it?


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Smaller particles.

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Smaller particles.




And they are?

I need more detail.


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The atom up close

For over 2000 years, people have been wondering what the fundamental building blocks of matter might be. In about 400BC), the Greek philosopher, Democritus, considered what would happen if you kept ripping up a piece of paper.
He reasoned that the paper (and everything else) must be made of tiny, indivisible blocks. He called these blocks atom (which means uncuttable).

These blocks would be fundamental. That means they don't change, they last for ever and they cannot be broken down any further. The matter around us (including the paper) changes because the atoms get arrqanged differently. However, the atoms themselves would never change.

We have a slightly different picture of atoms.



How big is our atom?

An atom is tiny - about a tenth of a millionth of a millimetre across (0.0000001 mm). You might think that there could be nothing smaller than an atom and that it is a fundamental particle. However, this is not the case. Atoms have structure - they are made up of even smaller, simpler particles.






Picture 1.5 The atom has a nucleus with electrons outside it. This picture is useful but doesn't take account of the fact that the nucleus is so much smaller than the atom - like a pinhead in the middle of an athletics stadium.


What's inside an atom?

An atom contains electrons. We know this because we can knock them off, forming ions. The electrons are whizzing around in a cloud outside a central nucleus.
The nucleus is much smaller than the atom (its diameter is about 100,000 times smaller than the atom's diameter). This is like a pinhead in the middle of an athletics stadium: the pinhead is the nucleus; the spectators are like the electrons (if they were running about, that is).



Is that it?

So are the electron and the nucleus fundamental particles? Yes and no.

The electron is fundamental - it cannot be split any further. However, the nucleus is made of even smaller particles.


There we entered the mysterious world of quarks, subatomic particles so small that no one has ever seen one in isolation.
Here's what we learned: Protons and neutrons inside the nucleus of an atom are made up of even smaller, fundamental particles -- quarks. It's theorized that a neutron consists of one up quark and two down quarks, whereas a proton consists of two up quarks and one down quark. Other, types of quarks are named strange, charm, bottom, and top.





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OK. Let me see if I've got this straight.

Protons and Neutrons are made up of Quarks.

Electrons are not made up of anything smaller.

So, the building blocks of Atoms are Electrons and Quarks, of which there are 6?

Or, are there more types of Quarks, aside from Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Bottom and Top?


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Essentially.

DS9 actually went over this.

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FACT: In a recent survey, 67% of all women admitted that they are unhappy with their partner's penis size.




WHAT?!


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Uschi said:
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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