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Did I like it?
not really. it takes him hours and hours to even get it up. That's why he became so hairy in such a short time
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Ah, well that makes sense......?
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Ah, well that makes sense......?
indeed
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If Billy travels 3.8 miles going 40 miles an hour for 3 hours, and Susy travels 6.2 miles going 20 miles an hour for 8 hours, at what time and point will Billy and Susy stop for chocolates and a quick fuck?
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If Billy travels 3.8 miles going 40 miles an hour for 3 hours, and Susy travels 6.2 miles going 20 miles an hour for 8 hours, at what time and point will Billy and Susy stop for chocolates and a quick fuck?
Trick question. They're in the same automobile and the velocities are net average. Billy drives and Susy bounces on his "stickshift" thus adding reverse velocity to her personal net thereby lowering her apparent net velocity.
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If Billy travels 3.8 miles going 40 miles an hour for 3 hours, and Susy travels 6.2 miles going 20 miles an hour for 8 hours, at what time and point will Billy and Susy stop for chocolates and a quick fuck?
Trick question. They're in the same automobile and the velocities are net average. Billy drives and Susy bounces on his "stickshift" thus adding reverse velocity to her personal net thereby lowering her apparent net velocity.
Plus then Billy gave her the chocolates and kicked her out of the car before he turned onti the interstate.
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Back by absolutely zero demand!
Ask a question and I, a scientist, will answer it.
Awww... c'MON! Ask again! I finally got a GOOD question and everyone shits out!
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Why does it hurt sometimes when I take a shit?
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Why does it hurt sometimes when I take a shit?
You need to eat more fiber. Then, come Christmas Winter Festival, Mr.Hanky will come and give you a wonderful present! MORE FIBER! And leafy greens. TO help the shit flow. You have too much percentage of carbs and protein and sugars in your diet.
aka - stop letting Llance cornhole you.
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Scientist Lady, what year will I die?
He fixes the cable?
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Scientist Lady, what year will I die?
2005 when I fuck your brains out?
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Scientist Lady, what year will I die?
2005 when I fuck your brains out?
Oh, don't let that kill the thread already!
ha ha ha? Llance is fat and gay?
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I better start preparing a will...
Do you think there is such a thing as "genetic memory"? That memories from ancestors can be stored within genetic material, or is that too Jungian in thinking?
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I better start preparing a will...
Do you think there is such a thing as "genetic memory"? That memories from ancestors can be stored within genetic material, or is that too Jungian in thinking?
I think it is definately plausable. What with all we don't know about the so-called "spiritual" world, there's a whole lot of bizarre stuff that could happen as commonplace as gravity. I personally have experianced emotional imprinting in various dwellings. There are disturbances and certain intonations spiritually that can guide people at times. It's a plane of existance I have little solid knowledge on. But yes I do believe it is possible.
Although not necessarilly commonplace.
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How, pray tell, does one fuck a brain out?
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How, pray tell, does one fuck a brain out?
Well you gotta stay the orgasm to the point that, when released, everything in the guy's body is sucked out. If they're good enough at it, the couple can actually breach the brain sac and the neurons just ooze out.
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OK. Let me see if I've got this straight.
Protons and Neutrons are made up of Quarks.
Electrons are not made up of anything smaller.
So, the building blocks of Atoms are Electrons and Quarks, of which there are 6?
Or, are there more types of Quarks, aside from Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Bottom and Top?
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Quark forces attract Nobel Prize in Physics
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The force that holds together the tiniest particles of matter has pulled in the Nobel Prize in Physics for the three US physicists who unravelled its workings.
David Gross, David Politzer and Frank Wilczek have each been awarded a third of the 2004 prize for explaining how quarks - sub-atomic particles which make up the protons and neutrons in the nuclei of atoms - stick together.
Protons and neutrons consist of three quarks each, and there are six different types of quarks, such as “up” and “down” quarks.
The trio of scientists were awarded the $1.3 million prize for work explaining the so-called “strong” or “colour” force prevalent in the atomic nucleus.
The strong force is one of the fundamental forces of nature, and their breakthrough “brought physics one step closer to fulfilling a grand dream...a theory for everything” according to the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, which announced the winners on Tuesday morning.
Beautiful theory
The trio published two papers on the strong force in 1973 - solving a long-standing puzzle about the way that quarks behave.
“It was a really beautiful theory because it explained everything in one stroke,” says Alan Martin, a particle physicist at the University of Durham, UK.
“Quarks were known to exist,” recalls Martin, “we knew, for example, that the proton was made of two up quarks and a down quark”.
But the quarks were impossible to dislodge. “If you hit a proton very hard you would have expected to knock out one of the quarks, but they were never knocked out. It was really quite a puzzle,” says Martin.
What Gross, Politzer and Wilczek calculated was that the force between the quarks grows stronger as the distance between them increases. This means that particles fired into the proton can rattle off the quarks inside but, as the quarks move off, the force on them grows stronger, preventing them escaping the proton.
Totally counterintuitive
This is the opposite of what happens for the force between two electrically charged particles, which grows stronger as the particles become closer to each other. So this description of the strong force between quarks “was totally counterintuitive,” Martin notes.
Even its proponents - now Nobel Prize winners - are rumoured to have argued over how to reach the right answer. But experiments at particle accelerators such as CERN on the French-Swiss border and DESY in Hamburg, Germany, have since confirmed - to staggering precision - the theory’s predictions of how the strength of the strong force varies with distance.
“It is now deeply embedded in the way we think” says Christine Davies, an expert in the theory of quark interactions. The 30-year old theory has also become an integral part of the standard model of particle physics.
Davies, at Glasgow University, UK, suggests the choice for the 2004 prize may have been triggered by a new puzzle in the field – that of pentaquarks.
Flurry of research
Pentaquarks were discovered in particle accelerators in 2003 but so far their five-quark composition has defied explanation. Indeed, some scientists are doubtful of the existence of pentaquarks. All other known particles contain only two or three quarks.
Wilczek is now investigating pentaquarks at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Cambridge, US. Gross is at the University of California Santa Barbara and Politzer at the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena.
Martin agrees that the flurry of research prompted by pentaquarks might have played a role in the committee’s choice. “They only award Nobel Prizes for certainties. Pentaquarks are totally speculative. But they might have focused scientists' attention in this area.”
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smart people don't have to read that.
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And you did read it.
What does that tell us?
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I didn't read it. I'm illeteratie?
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Arctometatarsal significance:
a. An evolutionary novelty
b. A middle metatarsal that is wedge-shaped
c. Enhanced running speed
d. All of the above
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An important synapomorphy defining this clade is a semilunate carpal capping the ends of metacarpals 1 and 2:
a. Afrovenator
b. Maniraptorans
c. Acrocanthosaurus
d. Allosaurus
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If endothermy is assumed, T. rex would most likely be:
a. Bradymetabolic
b. Bulk homeothermic
c. Tachymetabolic
d. b and c
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Unlikely sauropod metabolism in light of surface area/volume ratio:
a. Endothermy
b. Ectothermy
c. Bulk homeothermy
d. No indication due to blood pressure
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Hurm.....
I'll go with B and C.
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What's the difference bewteen derivitive and differential Calculus?
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Yes you did. You read it.
Nope. A smart person would have read it even though they didn't have to. I'm happy to remain ignorant as to it's contents.
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Stop it with the foolies. You read it.
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