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Animalman said:
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Animalman said:
If Billy travels 3.8 miles going 40 miles an hour for 3 hours, and Susy travels 6.2 miles going 20 miles an hour for 8 hours, at what time and point will Billy and Susy stop for chocolates and a quick fuck?
Trick question. They're in the same automobile and the velocities are net average. Billy drives and Susy bounces on his "stickshift" thus adding reverse velocity to her personal net thereby lowering her apparent net velocity.
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