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FLASH! #294080 2004-05-15 2:00 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	FLASH! Ah-Ah Saviour of the universe. FLASH! Ah-Ah He'll save ev'ry one of us. "Seemingly there is no reason for these extraordinary intergalactical upsets..." "What's happening Flash?" "Only Doctor Hans Zarkov formerly at NASA has provided any explanation..." FLASH! Ah-Ah! He's a miracle. "This morning's unprecedented solar eclipse is no cause for alarm." FLASH! Ah-Ah King of the impossible. He's for ev'ry one of us Stand for ev'ry one of us He'll save with a mighty hand Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child With a mighty FLASH! "General Kala, Flash Gordon approaching!" "What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching?!" "Open fire - all weapons!" "Despatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!" FLASH! Ah-Ah "Gordon's alive!!!" FLASH! Ah-Ah He'll save ev'ry one of us. Just a man... With a man's courage He knows. Nothing but a man... But he can never fail No one but the pure in heart May find the golden grail Oh oh - oh oh... "Flash! Flash, I love you!" "But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!" FLASH!

Re: FLASH! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #294081 2004-05-15 2:01 AM
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,028 the red planet winged creature 2000+ posts
winged creature 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,028 the red planet	Im Batman The Leg Breakerer: Kung Fu Masta!!!

Re: FLASH! winged creature #294082 2004-05-15 2:02 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts
Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom	Chris oakley is your Robin. So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List: 1) Animalman B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List: 1) Chris Oakley 2) Zod Gay List: 1) Mister JLA Fellatio Rex List: 1) Rex 2) Rexstardust 3) Brian J..whatever

Re: FLASH! Rue de Nocturne #294083 2004-05-15 2:03 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	I know that guy. I'm the real Barry Allen.

Re: FLASH! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #294084 2004-05-15 2:07 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts
Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom	He's cool. So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List: 1) Animalman B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List: 1) Chris Oakley 2) Zod Gay List: 1) Mister JLA Fellatio Rex List: 1) Rex 2) Rexstardust 3) Brian J..whatever

Re: FLASH! Rue de Nocturne #294085 2004-05-15 2:11 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	I HAVE AN ISSUE OF SPIDERMAN WHERE FLASH THOMPSON IS LIKE FLASH GORDON AND UNCLE BEN IS ALIVE ITS BY JOHN BYRNE ITS CRAPPY

Re: FLASH! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #294086 2004-05-15 2:13 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts
Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom	But John Byrne is cool. So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List: 1) Animalman B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List: 1) Chris Oakley 2) Zod Gay List: 1) Mister JLA Fellatio Rex List: 1) Rex 2) Rexstardust 3) Brian J..whatever

Re: FLASH! Rue de Nocturne #294087 2004-05-15 2:21 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	IM GONNA TALK LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON IT MAKES ME LOOK COOL

Re: FLASH! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #294088 2004-05-15 2:25 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts
Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom	Your reputation proceeds you. So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List: 1) Animalman B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List: 1) Chris Oakley 2) Zod Gay List: 1) Mister JLA Fellatio Rex List: 1) Rex 2) Rexstardust 3) Brian J..whatever

Re: FLASH! Rue de Nocturne #294089 2004-05-15 2:29 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	IS THAT BETTER THAN PRECEED WHICH MAKES ME LOOK COOLER

Re: FLASH! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #294090 2004-05-15 2:30 AM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 98 The Real Barry Allen 25+ posts
The Real Barry Allen 25+ posts Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 98	Yes? Died oweing Alan Scott money.

Re: FLASH! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #294091 2004-05-15 2:31 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts
Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom	You'll have a precession if you keep this up. So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List: 1) Animalman B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List: 1) Chris Oakley 2) Zod Gay List: 1) Mister JLA Fellatio Rex List: 1) Rex 2) Rexstardust 3) Brian J..whatever

Re: FLASH! Rue de Nocturne #294092 2004-05-15 2:32 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts
Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom	TRBA is cool. So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List: 1) Animalman B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List: 1) Chris Oakley 2) Zod Gay List: 1) Mister JLA Fellatio Rex List: 1) Rex 2) Rexstardust 3) Brian J..whatever

Re: FLASH! Rue de Nocturne #294093 2004-05-15 2:33 AM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 98 The Real Barry Allen 25+ posts
The Real Barry Allen 25+ posts Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 98	I can't fit it in my apartment with the cosmic tredmill and all. I'm the real Barry Allen! Died oweing Alan Scott money.

Re: FLASH! The Real Barry Allen #294094 2004-05-15 2:35 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts
Rue de Nocturne 500+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 748 LLance's Heaving Bosom	You can go back in time and make Chris Oakley a man. You could also stop by and help poor deluded Winged Creature. So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List: 1) Animalman B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List: 1) Chris Oakley 2) Zod Gay List: 1) Mister JLA Fellatio Rex List: 1) Rex 2) Rexstardust 3) Brian J..whatever

Re: FLASH! Rue de Nocturne #294095 2004-05-16 1:54 AM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 118 Mr McPants Jr 100+ posts
Mr McPants Jr 100+ posts Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 118	If you;re the real Barry Allen, doesn't that mean you're dead?

Re: FLASH! Mr McPants Jr #294096 2004-05-16 2:39 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	HE'S HOPING IN TIME DAMMIT! Didn't you read Crisis #6?

Re: FLASH! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #294097 2005-07-06 3:54 AM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 13,392 Entropy Point The Time Trust [insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts
The Time Trust [insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 13,392 Entropy Point	He died to save the Multiverse.

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