Just signed for this week's Hangover, the All Oakley Battle Royal!!
Fat Retard: The damn Oakleys! The damn Oakleys!
That's right, all the damn Oakleys in one match!

Also, Rue de Nocturne has been pestering the GMs for weeks for french representation on the RDCW shows! Well, Nowhereman has decided to give him his representation this week! Rue de Nocturne will be in action against. . .the rWo!
Llarry the Queen: I love gangbangs!
That's fucked up, man.
Fat Retard: POWERBOMB!