*The instrumental to We Will Rock You is heard over the speakers as PenWing walks to the ring.*

I've come out here tonight to...apologize. I'm sorry. I said I would put Oakers in a coma at Meek Mok Day. I thought I did. The guy looked dead at the end of out match. I mean, 10 hockey sticks cracked over his head, you'd think that would do the trick. But somehow, someway, by some twist of fate, Oakers not only woke up after our Old Time Hockey Fight, he managed to get his ass over here to participate in a match later with Captain Sammitch. Why he wants to get his ass handed to him so soon after his last defeat? I have no idea. But that's not the worst of it.

He wants a rematch.

For that, I am truly sorry.

Does he deserve a rematch? After the way his ass was handed to him, no.

But, he has issued a challenge to me, and so I must accept the invitation to kick his ass, yet again.

In an Aerial Assault Cage Match.

The only way win this match is to make the pin after an aerial move.

So, Oakers, if you're game, so am I. To be fair, since you'll probably need a little time to recover from your ass beating tonight, I'll let you name the date.

And this time, when I land the High Holy Howe, you won't want to even think about wasting my time on you again.

*PenWing drops the mike and walks out to his music.*

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