Oh, bullshit, Chris. You haven't had a sense of humor about much of anything! Everyone here goofs on everyone else, and everyone gives it back in spades. Instead of throwing a six-month tantrum, why don't you turn it around and goof back? Nowhereman calls me a "cunt" on damn-near every reply he posts in my direction. I've been called "gay", "LLance Jr", and a lot worse. Do you see me crying or getting all defensive? No. Because I realize that it's gonna happen. And it doesn't bother me. I just return the put-downs as good as I get 'em. It's why I have a pretty good relationship with the rest of the posters and you have ten-thousand parodies. I can laugh at myself, you can't. You practically beg to be goofed on every time you make a post complaining about an alt-Oakley, or respond to minor goofy/stupid swipes with furious righteousness.

RELAX! LIGHTEN UP! STOP BEING SO DAMN DEFENSIVE!!!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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