This is the second best one so far:

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I work as an auditor with the federal government. I get paid 80k/year, get great benefits, 6 weeks of vacation, 18 paid holidays, and as much personal time as I can think up reasons to use (last year I took personal time to grieve for the death of a great uncle -- I did my grieving while scuba diving in Costa Rica). The best part is, when I'm at work , I dont really do anything. I close my door and download crap off the internet. Sometimes I even sleep. I use a government SUV as my own ride. Once during a performance review, they suggested that I was not doing my fair share. I threatened to get a lawyer and they backed down. The best part is YOUR paying for it!



whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."