I farted the other day. It turned into a monster. A monster made entirely of mist, not unlike what a vampire would look like after transforming into a mist, yet this was a green fart mist, and caused instant death to those unlucky enough to encounter it. I feel incredibly guilty about the fart monster I manifested. Not even the mustard gas used in trench warfare during the first world war caused as horrible a death as my fart monster. If you see it, please cover your mouth and nose, and make any possible attempt to disperse it by turning on a ceiling fan.
