I have almost 23,000 posts at my own message board. Supposedly I have a life too, but the pictures I post are fake. I really work at a film developing center, not a software company. I steal peoples pictures because I'm afraid everyone else at the boards will laugh at me, but I'm sure they're lives are just as lame.
and I swear I had nothing to do with that!
not only that, but he rounded UP on his post count.