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There is this guy at my work, this big shot producer, who l know for a fact uses buttplugs, because one day when he was out to lunch and I was rifling through his desk looking for money and photos of his wife and stuff, I found them. They're big and pink and spongy feeling. I've since discovered that he slips into the cubicles after lunch and inserts them into his anus, spending the rest of the day smiling faintly and walking like a chicken. So last week I got a jar of extra hot chilli sauce and dipped his biggest buttplug in it and left it there to marinate while he was at lunch, removing it before he got back. Well I watched him going into the toilet and about thirty seconds later there was the biggest fuckin' scream you've ever heard and the next thing you know this guy comes staggering out of the cubicles holding his ass, his face red and puffy, tears rolling down his face... it was so great! The only thing that troubles me about all of this is the fact that l went home that night and jerked off thinking about it.... SAVE ME JEBUS!