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01/03/2001 at 18:58:24

I dream of making John Linnell and John Flansburgh of the band They Might Be Giants each take one of my testicles in their mouths and then pull. I've tried this with my two dogs, taping my glasses onto one of them, but it doesn't work.





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05/28/2004 at 14:32:17

I had this really hot blonde girlfriend. She asked me to fuck her really hard one night. I did. She pooped on me.



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