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07/14/2004 at 10:58:30

The first woman I ever whacked off to was Vanessa Williams in her infamous Penthouse spread.




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07/13/2004 at 22:31:05

My foot was accidentally used to pleasure a woman once. We were sleeping in a large tent with other people, our bodies perpendicular to one another. I woke up in the middle of the night 'cause I felt my leg being pulled and noticed half-asleep that my right foot was nestled 'tween said woman's thighs! Dat's right! My five little piggies were visiting her little man in the boat! She was moaning softly and everything.Morning came, and she woke up pretty damn chipper. If only we were sleeping parallel...






He fixes the cable?