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Stupid Dogg said:
I farted the other day. It turned into a monster. A monster made entirely of mist, not unlike what a vampire would look like after transforming into a mist, yet this was a green fart mist, and caused instant death to those unlucky enough to encounter it. I feel incredibly guilty about the fart monster I manifested. Not even the mustard gas used in trench warfare during the first world war caused as horrible a death as my fart monster. If you see it, please cover your mouth and nose, and make any possible attempt to disperse it by turning on a ceiling fan.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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