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Some odd fill ins for the Crisis Figure WAVE 2 at Wizard...
http://wizarduniverse.freepolls.com/cgi-bin/pollresults/078/suggestions.html
Y'know, sometimes you Natureboys really suck! 
This isn't one of those times.
If I wasn't a Natureboy supporter before, I am now.
That is easily the funniest thing I've read today!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Bizzaro Rob Kamphausen (straight) 06/16/04 6:26:59 PM MST
Silver Armadillo with assorted heads of annoying mooching guests 06/16/04 6:25:37 PM MST
HIGHLY Intoxicated Franta 06/16/04 6:24:54 PM MST
Intoxicated Franta 06/16/04 6:24:32 PM MST
rufustfirefly in Hooters outfit 06/16/04 6:07:15 PM MST
WONDER WOMAN 06/16/04 5:51:18 PM MST
middle aged Llance with functioning foley catheter and ostomy bag 06/16/04 4:54:20 PM MST
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Silver Armadillo with keg in dollie 06/16/04 4:45:02 PM MST
Where is the Anti-Kamphausenitor and his Shadow Fucktards, the Orca Island Police Chief, and Lady Llancequark?
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or the passed out drunk Grimm and Doctor two pack? 
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I'm still waiting for my Carinna Winters with Bloody Kitchen Knife doll (razor blades, vodka and bathtub sold separately), and my very limited edition JGoldman13 versus thread inaction figure!
The Dark Typhoid Dave doll once used to come with used condoms and empty bourbon bottles, but this years's edition instead comes with soiled diapers and baby vomit on its tie.
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Musta been cheap condoms. 
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Dave said:
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WONDER WOMAN 06/16/04 5:51:18 PM MST
LMFAO
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Where's the special edition whomod with knee jerk liberal action?
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Or the G-Man figure with Pumping Flag Waving Action and Sniper Rifle. Quote:
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WONDER WOMAN 06/16/04 5:51:18 PM MST
LMFAO
There is some 14 year old kid somewhere who has written this and is going back through his old issues of Crisis looking for Bizzaro Rob Kamphausen from Earth X.
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poor Danny... 
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The Dark Typhoid Dave doll once used to come with used condoms and empty bourbon bottles, but this years's edition instead comes with soiled diapers and baby vomit on its tie.
I assume the soiled diapers aren't yours.
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Or the G-Man figure with Pumping Flag Waving Action and Sniper Rifle.
Sounds good to me. 
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where's earth 2 franta? (slender)
earth 2 llance? (clothed; not sweaty)
giant picture
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ROY BATTY - Kung fu Kamphausen action w/ dwarfen Kamphausen (lifesize)
Heh.
They wanted to make a Bastie action figure but his cock wouldn't fit in the package.
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Grimm said:
or the passed out drunk Grimm and Doctor two pack?
With voice chips that play the various ways of saying "Goddamn!".
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Snapman said:
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The Dark Typhoid Dave doll once used to come with used condoms and empty bourbon bottles, but this years's edition instead comes with soiled diapers and baby vomit on its tie.
I assume the soiled diapers aren't yours.
....no?
The Earth 2 Franta is a body-building Catholic priest. The Earth 2 Basti is a white guy with a short dick. The Earth 2 Mxy is Kevin Costner.
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That makes sense, since I bathe in it.
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The Gail Simone figure should come bundled with the Larry figure.
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and with a bowl of Ass Soup.
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Straight out of the can of Whoop Ass?
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Rob Kamphausen said:
where's earth 2 franta? (slender)
earth 2 llance? (clothed; not sweaty)
Those would be the younger version of us.
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burned up barry allen
I'm much better now though.
I'm the real Barry Allen!
Died oweing Alan Scott money.
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THE Franta said:
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Rob Kamphausen said:
where's earth 2 franta? (slender)
earth 2 llance? (clothed; not sweaty)
Those would be the younger version of us.
You used to be ...slender?
Do you make a good risotto?
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They shut it down before I could save ALL of them
Llance dressed as a Quarter Pounder 06/18/04 2:25:56 AM MST
Hunrtress (Helena Wayne) 06/18/04 2:17:16 AM MST
britneyspearsatemyshorts with bsaming ability 06/18/04 1:26:01 AM MST
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ROY BATTY - Kung fu Kamphausen action w/ dwarfen
Kamphausen (lifesize) 06/16/04 8:45:55 PM MST
ROY BATTY - Kung fu Kamphausen action w/ dwarfen
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Dave & Busters Batwoman with WizardWorld guest list
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question 06/16/04 4:07:33 PM MST
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apache chief 06/16/04 2:07:58 PM MST
LLance (Earth3) 06/16/04 11:34:25 AM MST
CHILLIN'WITH THE VILLAINS 06/16/04 10:42:56 AM MST
Designated Driver Llance 06/15/04 6:57:14 PM MST
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Put a little more hair on this guy and you'd have a "g-man" action figure: 
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Earth 2 Dave drinks pee.
Is he French?
Does he eat babies, too?
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...and Gail should be tickling Larry's pee pee!
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Lest we forget: The Speedy figure w/ the quick action suction mouth!!! 
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Franta - nice work. Silly Wizard monkeys. Quote:
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Earth 2 Dave drinks pee.
Is he French?
Does he eat babies, too?
No, he's Ugandan and is on trial for war crimes.
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actually its was originally SIlver Armadillo's idea....
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Silvie had an idea? Interesting..
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