In SUPERMAN #271, Superman is taking on Brainiac, and throughout the battle, Brainiac is calling Superman a bunch of really weird names beginning with the word "old", including (I swear I'm taking these right from the comic, word for word):

"Old Cigarette Smoke"

"Old Father Of Modern Gardening"

"Old Paleolithic Cavern"

"Old Ohio College Town"

"Old 19th Century Jurist"

Seriously...of all the WTF's mentioned so far, this has gotta make the Top 5 list.

"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey "If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script