sex on a pink elephant
  • 1/3 oz Peach Schnapps
  • - 1/3 oz Melon Liqueur
  • - 1/3 oz Strawberry Liqueur
  • - 1/2 oz Vodka
  • - 1/2 oz Cream

    Directions/Comments: Mix schnapps and both liqueurs in a sidebar glass, add vodka and stir. Add cream and mix until smooth. Serve 2 shots at a time to be downed one after the other.

    Sex with an Alligator
  • - 3/4 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
  • - 3-4 splash(es) Sweet & Sour Mix
  • - 3/4 oz Raspberry Liqueur
  • - 1/4 oz Jagermeister

    Directions/Comments: Mix melon and sweet and sour over ice in a shaker. Strain into shot glass. Run raspberry liquor down side of the glass so that it sits on the bottom. Add jager the same way so that it layers on top.

    Pecker Wrecker
  • - 2 1/2 oz Lime Vodka
  • - Fill glass(es) Orange Juice

    Directions/Comments: Fill glass with ice cubes, add Lime Vodka, then fill remainder with Orange Juice.

And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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