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But it's true, isn't it? 
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Damn, MXY!!! Where do you get such wonderful avatars???
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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RJ fletcher says: "never call chicks broads"
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Son of Mxy said:
The bitches hate it.
Who told 'em they was allowed to have opinions of they own, huh?
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Quote:
Rob Kamphausen said:
RJ fletcher says: "never call chicks broads"
"Broads don't belong in broadcasting."
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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thedoctor said:
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Rob Kamphausen said:
RJ fletcher says: "never call chicks broads"
"Broads don't belong in broadcasting."
is broadcasting some sort of sport? like dwarfcasting/throwing?
Racks be to MisterJLA
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Joe Mama said:
Damn, MXY!!! Where do you get such wonderful avatars???
I don't know, rex.
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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
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Joe Mama said:
Damn, MXY!!! Where do you get such wonderful avatars???
I don't know, rex.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Nothing to see here, just me talking to myself again.
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Dad is getting pissed that people are always refering to me as "Mxy" while you keep calling him Brian Ortiz.
I'm not Mr. Mxypltk = Mxy
Son of Mxy = not Mxy, but related to Mxy.
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Stop calling me Brian Ortiz, I'm not gay!
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Show me how it all began.
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Just indicate on the doll. Where'd he touched you?
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Maybe we should just give him a bit of breathing space.
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I prefer to call women CUNTS, They seem to like it
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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For 2.99 a minute they do.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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can everyone get those rates?
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EAT SHIT AND DIE IN HELL!!!
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We're all living things with feelings. Why do you have to hurt people like that? Can't we all just be friends??
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Lothar of The Hill People said:
Women talk to you?
Yeah but usually after I have drugged them. Otherwise there prove to be quite willfull and need to be Corrected
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We're all living things with feelings. Why do you have to hurt people like that? Can't we all just be friends??
CAUSE EVERYONE FUCKING SUCKS AND I HATE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!
Except for Joe Mama,I kinda like him.
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"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/blogban3.jpg) [/center] [center] ![[Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com]](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/captainsammitch/boards/banners/jlamiska.jpg) [/center]
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I'LL FUCKING TELL ANY FUCKING BODY ANY FUCKING THING I FUCKING WANT TO FUCKING TELL ANY FUCKING ......AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MisterJLA said:
You tell 'em, Lothar!
"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center] [/center]
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Son of Mxy said:
The bitches hate it.
Yes they do.
The proper term is Broadzilla!
Wednesday is My King!!!
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...just show me where on the map I can get some freakin' envelopes!
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This bloke gets on a bus and sees a nun he rather fancies. Something to do with the black stockings maybe. Anyhow, he knows that if you don't ask you don't get, so he turns to her and says: "Sister, will you have sex with me?"
"Oh no," she says, shocked, "I can't possibly do that. I'm married to God."
Well, he's disappointed, but he sees her point, so he thinks that's that. But when he gets off the bus, the bus driver stops him - "Hey," he whispers, "I know how you can get to have sex with her!" "You do?" the guy says, "quick, tell me!"
"Every Saturday night she goes to the cemetery to pray, and all you have to do is lie on one of the tombstones dressed in white robe with a false beard, tell her you're God, and she'll have sex with you!"
Well, he's skeptical, but why not? So Saturday night sees him in the cemetery. Sure enough, the nun comes in and begins to pray.
"I am God," the man declares, keeping his hood low about his face, "and you must have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. Well, he's pretty desperate too, so he goes along with it and enjoys his romp with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. "Ha-ha," he cries, "I'm not God, I'm the man in the bus!" "Ha-ha," cries the nun, "Guess what? I'm the bus driver!
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You tell 'em, Lothar!
"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center] [/center]
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Quotes from Batman Begins (2005)
Carmine Falcone: [frantically loading his shotgun] What the hell are you?
[Batman breaks open the limo's sunroof and pulls Falcone out]
Bruce Wayne: I'm Batman!
[Batman knocks Falcone out with a headbutt, then notices a bum watching him. The bum is wearing the coat Bruce gave him years ago]
Bruce Wayne: Nice coat.
[Batman flies off with Falcone]
Homeless Man: Thanks.
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The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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