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Ok, I know Havoc is late; but my computer crapped out on me last night.
As per someone's idea earlier, I think Nowhereman's, this would be a good place for us to discuss angles and other shit without breaking the veil of secrecy, so to speak, in the program threads.
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But remember we aint getting into all those rules n regs like Hero HQ! This'll just be a good way of saving any future confusion!
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Hey! Where's this week's Havoc? What of the brewing feud between the rWo & RDCW? And when am I going to get a title?
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All hail King Snarf!
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And don't forget about the Doctor's announcement from last week...can't wait to hear what he has to say...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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King Snarf said: And when am I going to get a title?
Never. Deal with it.
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Chewy Walrus said: Never. Deal with it.
Quick and to the point. Well done, Chewy. (golf clap)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Team RDCW baby! 
He fixes the cable?
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As long as I'm not Chad from "The Mad Real World"... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Naw, you're the ashy guy from the World Series of Dice! 
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I think I'd rather be: "Bitch, I live in a TRASH CAN!!!"
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Nope. No Urg and no mystery dude. You can have the guy outside the door and you can have mystery dude as the special ref. I already have the main event teams worked out, and Urg already has another match at the ppv. It's a match that a particular RDCW wrestler has been asking for for some time and now he's getting it.
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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So the main event is Me, TK, and King Snarf plus two mystery teammates vs Nowhereman's sson-to-be-announced (or not) RwO team? Cool...
And some RDCW wrestler has been demanding a match for a long time, possibly to do with URG? Hmmmmmmmmmm...could it be that PJP has returned from his honeymoon looking to put some gold around his waist?
Interesting the way this PPV is shaping...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Never mind. I just read the PPV update. I couldn't have been more wrong. Damn.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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King Snarf said: And when am I going to get a title?
Never. Deal with it.
You're just upset that I beat you and backwards7 SINGLEHANDEDLY.
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Wait, so now Team RDCW is me, Joe, TK, & Bibbo & I-man? I thought it was me, Joe, TK, URG, and a mystery partner?
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Woops. Never mind. Missed Madman's earlier post...
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Winged Creature and Stupid Dogg as the RDCW's APA? Masterful...great job! Also, good backstage vignettes. Two reasons why Robblemania is my favorite forum...
Damn you, King Snarf, if you cost me my title...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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King Snarf said: Woops. Never mind. Missed Madman's earlier post...
Try to pay attention, dammit! 
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btw, if you have a pic you want used in a preview, ranking, or whatever thread. pm me the urls.
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I want a talk show of my own, like Heartbreak Hotel or the Highlight reel, where I get to interview other superstars.
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I say go for it. Find your "guest." Work out the thing with them, and post it on the next Havoc.
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Where in the name of Gorilla Monsoon is the mishugginah play-by-play for the Big Beer Bash?!?
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Brainstorming time: I'm gonna announce what match I want with Joe, but I just need to pick which one. I've tossed around a few ideas, and I want to see what you all think.
Idea 1: Stairway to Hell
Idea 2: Last Man Standing
Idea 3: 2 out of 3 falls Fall 1- Submission Fall 2- Street Fight Fall 3- Ladder Match
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Idea 4- Judy Bagwell on a Pole Match!
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I've got some suggestions for the next ppv.
Bsams-TK Iron Man for the Big Cheese.
Velo-Nowhereman for IC.
Snarf-Mama-Eurotrash. whatever stip they go with.
Legbreakerers vs. Team GOP vs. Conspiracy. 3 way elimination.
That's all I got right now.
SoM, what happened to your interview segment?
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But what SoM's in-ring lacked in interviewy goodness was made up for in hilarity ensuing. Good stuff!
I'm sure my opinion doesn't matter, being slightly biased and all, but I'd like to see me 'n' King Snarf fight in a more high- stakes match. I like the Last Man Standing idea better than a 2 out of 3 falls match. I don't know what a Stairway to Hell match would be. Maybe an Iron Man match?
I'm sure that King Snarf will come up with something that will live up to the six months of anticipation for the grudge match and stay loyal to the mutual hatred that we hold for each other...
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Stairway to Hell is a match that (to my knowledge) has only been performed in ECW. Basically, an ass-load of barbed wire is suspended above the ring, and a ladder is thoughtfully provided to obtain said wire. Other than that, the two guys just beat the holy hell out of each other until there's a pinfall or submission.
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How's about a Last Man Standing Match in a ring with barbed wire wrapped around the ropes and a "Hell In A Cell"-style cage around us? Bloody, brutal, and definitely acts as final word on our feud. Call it an "East Coast Extreme" match or a "Philly Death Match" or something...
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I don't know. Hell in a Cell with barb wire AND Last Man Standing rules. That seems a bit much....
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Snarf has requested the next match be a bra & panties match,but I vetoed the idea!
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How about a "Hell in the Jail" Match. A large cage can surround the entire ring area. Razor wire and encircle the top. We can have attack German Shepards as the lumberjacks around the ring. And the rWo can sit in elevated towers at the four corners with shotguns loaded with rubber bullets, occassionally firing into the ring. 
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Snarf likes the idea of jail,but he wants the ring to resemble a prison shower room & the whole point of the match is to not drop the soap (too much).
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I think I'll just go with Last Man Standing....
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King Snarf said: I think I'll just go with Last Man Standing....
If you cant see the gay conotations in that,I aint gonna point them out!
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Wouldnt be the first time he went with the last man standing. There was that time over at Robs place when Rob,Snarf,Velo,LLance & Joe Mama were having a drinking competition & Llance & Snarf were the last men standing. (of course they were only drinking Gatorade,but thats hard liquor to them boys)
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