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Y'know what I just thought of? NotWedge needs a match. The type of match where he will shine. A match that will showcase the greatness that is NotWedge. May I suggest:
NotWedge vs Chris Oakley in a Lumberjacks Match with all the Oakleys (and Rex, who's handcuffed to Christine still. Right?) surrounding the ring!!!
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NotWedge vs King Snarf in a Grudge Match within a "Hell In A Cell"-style cage! NW seeks REVENGE on KS for never returning the favor after NotWedge took his place in the Asylum Rules Match, which very nearly cost NW his career!!!
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NotWedge vs Nowhereman for the Inter-cunt-inental title!!!
NotWedge is in Nowhereman's tournament, along with myself and Oakers. Is anyone else in it yet?
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Oakley Lumberjacks match, you say? But Faarooq Oakley X is the leader of the Oakleys now. . .
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I'm just throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks. Chris Oakley being forced into a match just strikes me as better than Faarooq Oakley X. BUT!!! try this!!!!
NotWedge vs Rex in an Oakleys Lumberjacks Match!!!
Rex is Christine Oakley's new beau. And, before they can have themselves a nice Shotgun Wedding, Rex needs to prove that he's got himself true lovin' for Christine! NotWedge, on the other hand, is on a quest to capture Championship gold, and that road goes straight through Oakleyville, Massachusetts! Can NotWedge regain momentum lost? Or are rex's intentions towards the...uh...beauti...lovel...passable Christine Oakley??? Find out at...Uncircumsized!!!
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I like it. 
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I don't quite have enough typing time to handle a title match. 
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You don't have to do anything but promos.
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This month's PPV is...UNCIRCUMSIZED!!!
Here are some suggestions:
TK-069 vs King Snarf for the World Heavyweight Cheese Title - the stipulation: if Snarf doesn't win, he has to beg the crowd for an apology stemming from last week's comments, and is out of the World title hunt for 69 days.
I accept! I've got some good ideas how to tie it into my "Fuck the RDCW" gimmick.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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I don't want to be teamed with Pariah.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Sorry, Ani....DF kinda already contracted us to take you guys out. nothing personal...
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Havoc is up! Don't say the Madman never did anything for ya!
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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Too many moral dilemmas! I see people I want to vote for, but they're either paired with someone I DON'T wanna vote for or their victory hurts me and/or my allies in the long run! Gah!!!
Okay, I'm done.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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That's the whole idea. Muahahahahahahah!!!!!! 
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It's clever. I have no clue how it'll wind up. That's what makes it interesting. Most people I would vote for I'm in feuds with. 
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Legbreakerers vs. Pariah--
I hate wrestling, why the fuck are you involving me? 
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Stupid Dogg requested the match.
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Legbreakerers vs. Pariah and . . .Ani? Odd team. How about Pariah and JQ?
That has a little bit of a story to it...
http://www.rkmbs.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=330710&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=330772&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1
It turns out she wasn't leaving!
Let it go! 
Take your ass-whippin' like a man, ye big pansy! What would Tyler Durden say??? 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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"You are not your catchphrase, or what you wear to the ring!"
And that's terrible.
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Take your ass-whippin' like a man, ye big pansy! What would Tyler Durden say???
I don't want to be consorted with wrestling. Everyone knows its fake and planned out.
If you are going to enter my name in it, make sure I'm killed so you can't use it again.
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Too late for that one. You've wrestled several times already. I wouldn't worry over it, really. It's largely just a goof.
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This really isn't what you just described...it's not planned out, at least not the outcomes. It's just message board posters being polled against one another and campaigning for victories.
And that's terrible.
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Sorry, Ani....DF kinda already contracted us to take you guys out. nothing personal...
Kind of pointless if you ask me(which you don't, of course)...Pariah and A-man will be killing each other long before they care about what you and wc are doing.
And that's terrible.
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Sorry, Ani....DF kinda already contracted us to take you guys out. nothing personal...
Kind of pointless if you ask me(which you don't, of course)...Pariah and A-man will be killing each other long before they care about what you and wc are doing.
I actually made a scenario of this...
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Doesn't anyone have anything to say about the promo I posted on this week's Havoc?!?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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You forgot "Italian cold cut sub and Jolt on a pole" match".
Looks pretty cool. One question though: exactly what's your persona? I understand that your angle is "Fuck the RDCW", but I'm not grasping the persona. You WERE a Chris Jericho-type...what are you now?
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Think Heel Mick Foley in ECW...
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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That's a good analogy. Should you win the match, I think you should carry it further. Run with it. Actually have matches against your mentioned "opponents." That would be fun.
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I plan to! In addition to the matches I listed in the promo, I've been toying with the idea of bringing the Hell in a Kennel Match to RDCW!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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no boards while I was on last night. long night at work with no breaks. pay per view's coming.
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Okay, the voting shouldn't have ended until tomorrow, but I was really exhausted when I put the ppv up and have been having computer problems so that may have screwed things up.
Basically the boards are freezing up my browser (no, I have no idea what the hell is up with that). So I pretty much can't post regularly at the moment.
So pretty much just have "Grimm" disappear for a bit until I figure out a way around this shite.
Run with the storylines and I'll see you at some point in the future (remember, future events such as these will affect you in the future).
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I killed Grimm!!! I destroyed the monster of the RDCW!!! Yay!!!
Why do I have a feeling he'll be back?
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Only Bucky stays dead, Joe.
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<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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We'll have to think of a clever way to explain this.
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Ok, Havoc's up. Tried to do this last night, but my computer bugged out on me. I'll leave the poll up and extra day to make up for it. Anyone have anything they wanna do, go for it. Personnally, I've got a lot of stuff going on right now with work and other projects I'm trying to get off the ground; so I don't know how often recaps will come.
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Just so no one thinks I am an ungrateful champ, I put together a mostly completed outline for an in-ring promo and sent it to Sammitch, because at the very least I needed his aproval. He has not responded yet. I know a while ago he said he was going to leave for a bit because of personal stuff, but then he said he was going to stay, and then we worked on some stuff together. I just hope everything is all right. It's too late to post the in-ring for last week's Havoc, so I will definately be posting something for this week. I would like to include Sammitch, even if we just post a completed version of what I sent him last week. If we can't, then I will modify it, and respectfully write him out of it. I really don't know what else to do.
I do have a question though: Does Jaburg get a rematch? And who is next up for a title shot. I'd like to start building that up.
Anyone who can answer please PM me.
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