They can wrestle twice, consarn it! Why, back in my day, we wrestled three matches on a SLOW night! We built the ring, promoted the HELL outta our shows, wrestled twelve times a night, broke down the ring, and drove to the next town! We even had time to sell our "Snake Oil Brand Muscle-Making Juice" and kiss the pretty girls! You newfangled rasslers are soft, by gum! By crackee!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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