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It's toooo badddddddddd yoooooooo Fafaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeee SSSSSNNNNNAAARRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

I think your keyboard is sticking.

No My chcaracter is a reatrd who can't talk......I'm basing him after you.

Or spell?

yes.....you don't spell well either......when I get into character I take it very seriously.

I have impeccable spelling, which is just one of the many reasons that I am the greatest World Champion of all time!

Just posted my first promo on the Robblemania XXI thread...waiting for Wednesday's response.

That reminds me, Wednesday's been kinda absent as of late, hasn't he? I've seen him post on other forums and stuff, but nothing here.

That's one of the reasons I posted the promo;I was hoping it might encourage him to post more.

You need to nudge Wednesday a little. Send him a PM, and if you have any ideas for him, lay them out. Also, you might want to give him a deadline. Hopefully, Joe will have the recaps up soon. There might be some stuff in there that you can use. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, and all that)

I'd like to thank everyone who helped with the recaps. You know who you are.

Joe, love your match.

Oh, and welcome back to the Daddy Mack!

Thanks, PenWing. For the third week in a row, you were a huge help. I hope everyone enjoyed the Recap.

I have one request: going forward, could you please get your Recap stuff to PenWing and/or myself no later than noon (EST) on Sunday? That'll ensure that I get the Recap up in a more timely manner. If you're going to be later than that, let us know so we can at least have everything else finished. Thanks y'all.

Welcome back, TK.

There's a new wrestler coming to the RDCW. I don't know who signed him/her (maybe it was me...maybe not). I don't know what his/her agenda is. But I do look forward to his/her introduction either at Robblemania XXI or at the following Havoc. Just giving advanced warning.

I've done another promo for Robblemania.

I'm not sure when the recap for my match with Nowhereman will be. I'm holding off on writing it until I hear from Nowhereman with ideas.

As long as we get it by the deadline, Joe and I will be happy.

Yeah. What PenWing said.

"How's he supposed to use his move if I don't catch the chair?"

Priceless.

Senores,we have just posted a new promo segment on the Robblemania 21 thread. We are waiting for El Superbeasto's reply.

Does El Superbeasto know that you're waiting for a reply? Because, if he doesn't, you'll be waiting a long time and disrupting the flow of the PPV which, considering its magnitude, is not a good thing.

There will be no holdup! El Superbeasto is come to ravage and destroy the blue putas!

Do not flatter yourself,Superbeasto! Los Azules will annihilate you!!

Los Azules have lived like dogs and now they will die like dogs! For I am El Superbeasto!

Correct! RobbleMania will be an historic event for the Family!

El Superbeasto will annihilate Los Blue Putas!

Sneaky Bunny will take the women's title!

The Legbreakererses will snap Bibbo and I-Man in half!

Johnny Evil will teach Spandex Monkey Man what it's all about!

Joe Mama will end Captain Sammabitch's career!

And King Snarf, the greatest RDCW World Champion in history, will retire not one, but two opponents in one match!

No one can stop the Family! Oh, and Jimmy Faboo and Nowhereman, don't think we don't have something instore for you two as well.

So, who's writing the recaps for those matches?

That is where you are wrong, Oakley! Once I am finished with the blue putas, I am coming for you! And I am going to wrap my hands around your throat and squeeze the life from your pitiful little body! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!

VIVA EL SUPERBEASTO!!! MIGHTIEST OF LUCHADORES!!!!!!!

Nothing can stop El Superbeasto - except the NIS.

That's INS.

By the time Los Azules get through with him,the INS will have to scrape him off the mat with a nail file.

Chris, does it still hurt to know that the Bastardo Family chewed you up and spat you out in the Bastardo Elimination Chamber? Does the knowledge that we have dominated you at every turn sting? It must be a sad existence when you can't let go of the past or face the realization that Louie Bastardo made you and it was Louie Bastardo who broke you.

Sink into obscurity, Chris. Before we put you completely out of your misery,

You guys got lucky,that's all.And at Robblemania XXI,your luck will run out once and for all.

There is no luck, Chris. The Family makes our own luck. We go out and succeed because we dare to! These are the lessons I tried to impart to you, and for a time, I thought you were learning them. But something happened to you. You got weak. You got soft. You forgot what got you on top. And now look at you, pathetic, wallowing in the slime at the bottom of the CheeseDome. It makes me sick to look at you.

I thought after NWOOTC, you'd have the sense to just crawl away into a hole somewhere. But apparently not. But that's okay. Because once El Superbeasto is done with your two blue pinatas, he's gonna finish you once and for all!

Yeah, I guess it was luck that drove a World Series Trophy replica through your eggshell skull. Luck that saw you get decimated in the Bastardo Elimination Chamber. Luck that kept Los Meatballs Azules away while the Legbreakers and I destroyed you. Face facts, Chris: There's "lucky" and then there's "great". We're great, you're neither.

I'll tell you one thing- It wasn't luck that ensured my long reign as champ; it was all me, baby! Wooo!

Hey,Snarf,here's a towel--you'll need it to wipe the egg off your face after you lose the RDCW world title.

you might wanna keep that boy, you'll need it for when you crap yourself

Oh how the fools bicker like children.
Do they not realise how insignificant they are compared to true power?
One day they shall all feel may wrath!

Ah,the incoherent ramblings of a faded ex-star who doesn't realize that the parade has long since passed him by.

well i'm glad you've gotten to that first step of self admittance.

You tell him, Sneaky Bunny!

Chris, if I were you, I'd watch what I say and who I say it to. The fact is the Bastardo Family has rendered you irrelevent. So, before you talk tough to anyone (even someone's who's grown bitter at the reality that his students have passed him by), remember that you don't have much farther to fall.