The only way you're winning that title is if Nowhereman lies down and lets you pin him before our big Luchador comes and destroys the two of you! Face it, Chris: the best chance you had at greatness was with Louie Bastardo, and your stupidity and blind trust in James Fantastic (who's turned his back on you) killed it.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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