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Thanks,Pen. I'll be PMing Joe Mama soon with feedback concerning the triple threat match.
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Good stuff. This is more like it.
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This is much better. Thanks to SPAMM for getting me his match Recaps.
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Just fired off mine as well, Joe.
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I'll be starting mine soon. Snarf, if you have any ideas, please send them to me.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Got Charlie's. Got Chris'. Thank you both. Chris - depending on what Nowhereman sends me ( HINT HINT NOWHEREMAN!!! ), I may make a few adjustments to your Recap.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Just pulling together ideas for my recap. Should be on it's way shortly
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Joe Mama said: Got Charlie's. Got Chris'. Thank you both. Chris - depending on what Nowhereman sends me (HINT HINT NOWHEREMAN!!! ), I may make a few adjustments to your Recap.
Nice of Chris to write a recap without consulting anyone else in the match!
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Just taken a look at the results of Recap. Nice spread of results, and a record number of draws I think. By the way, does anyone else think we get a lot more votes on PPV's?
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Recap will be done tomorrow. My brother just called me from NH - I'm going up to catch Backlash. Story to come...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I think it would be fair if PenWing wins via DQ or no contest, or some other cheesy finish. After all, even though the voting clearly shows I won at Robblemania, the recap actually had me be disqualified.
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Got Charlie's. Got Chris'. Thank you both. Chris - depending on what Nowhereman sends me (HINT HINT NOWHEREMAN!!! ), I may make a few adjustments to your Recap.
Nice of Chris to write a recap without consulting anyone else in the match!
In my own defense,Nowhereman,I should point out two things:A,I was using a public access terminal and my time was almost expired;B,neither one of you guys was online anyway,so I kinda had to operate by the seat of my pants,so to speak. Hopefully,for the next Pay Per View,I'll have better luck coordinating my angles with my future opposition.
Speaking of RDCW events,next time I'm online I'm going to PM the Doctor with a video package to be used for the opening of the next edition of Havoc.
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The poll was up a whole week,why would we have to be online at that particular moment?
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Gentlemen - you have until tomorrow at noon (my time - EST) to send me what you want. I'll factor in anything I get to write the final Recap. Or, since Nowhereman won, he can write up the Recap and I'll proofread/edit/add to it. Your calls. Now quit'cher bitchin'!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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I think all that's left to say is well done everyone. Another good PPV in the bank, and I'm sure we can all bask in the knowledge that we're better than the WWE.
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Wait till you see the recap. This is gonna be one of the best of an already amazingly good year of work.
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I'm waiting for one last thing before I post it all, but it's done otherwise. A few things:
1) James - I changed your match. The way you wrote it would've meant that the ref calls the match on the Legbreakers. Adjustments were made that kept your intentions in place, but which made more sense to the match. I hope you like it...I enjoyed your write-up.
2) Sammitch - I really hope you like our match. Let's talk after it's posted.
3) To everyone - I set up the WWE's invasion of the RDCW. If you want in on that PPV, let me know who you want to face off against and I'll try to accomodate you. JBL and The Cabinet, RVD, and John Cena are off the board right now (they've been claimed). Admittedly, not all of you can face off against Crippled-H (Teh Ghey!!!) or HBK but I WILL try to give you what you want. Let me know by May 28th. No response means no PPV match for you. Also, if you put in a claim, I expect a Recap from you. If I'm willing to write promos involving you and the WWE wrassler of your choice, you need to do your part...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'll take that as a positive response.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Okay, now let me get this straight. When I win at Robblemania, we get a bullshit finish in which I actually lose by DQ, and then get beat up by Penwing and his cronies, making him look better. When PenWing wins, he wins clean. Yeah. That's fair.
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The Recap - if you haven't looked yet - is up and complete. To the (most) of you who contributed and actually wrote your Recaps, I cannot thank you enough. This was - for me - a great PPV. You got me something quickly and with enough time for me to tinker/proofread/etc. Keep up the great work!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Good job Joe. At least I got my barbed wire headlock.
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PenWing is still gay, however.
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Could you possibly be a little less mature about this?
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King Snarf said: Good job Joe. At least I got my barbed wire headlock.
I wrote the match. And everything that happened at Robblemania and Rehash has been approved by the mods of this board.
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Sorry for me feeling that the recap should reflect the voting.
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What? The clear margin of victory?
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INVADED!!! update: Hulk Hogan is now unavailable.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Captain Sammitch said: What? The clear margin of victory?
Heh. That's funny, I had a clear margin of victory over not one but TWO competitors at Robblemania, yet was made to look like a jobber so you and PenWing could advance the SD-6 story. Gay!
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Snarf, stop acting like a Hogan. PenWing made you look better in his recaps than you've made yourself look the last couple of months.
If you want to protest the decision, work it into the storyline and do it as a promo.
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It's never supposed to be about individual characters or how they look. I get my ass handed to me on a regular basis. It's about how the interactions of individual posters and characters can advance a transcendent story arc that serves to entertain all those involved with it.
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I'm just saying, if this kinda thing happened to someone else, they'd have every right to bitch. Besides, I was hoping to do an angle with TK (assuming he decides show up again) where I drop the title back to him. Now I can't do that, can I???
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And let me make this clear. I am not bitching about losing. I am bitching about when I clearly WON, the recap made me look like a loser. The fair thing to do would've been to apply that to PenWing as well. At the very least I should've been consulted before the Robblemania recap went up, but that didn't happen. Considering we put Oakley's balls through the wringer when he did something similar, it just seems somewhat hippocritical to me.
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Actually, one of the plans for Robblemania was to still let you keep the title if you lost. I'll admit that I wanted to win it then, but if Grimm or Joe would have told me to write in a disqualification, I would have.
As for you and TK, TK and Wednesday told me they were going to have a fight over who the real Hardcore Porn King is. That was a month ago. It still hasn't happened. And TK hasn't posted since returning.
If people want title shots and title championship runs, they have to contribute every week, and it needs to be more than a promo suggestion. We need help with recaps, and we need complete promos. This is not new information to anyone. I had to drop a title last fall because I couldn't participate for a while. And I wasn't going after your title at the time, I had the HPC belt. I liked having the HPC belt. I thought it suited my character. When my Cheese reign is over, I might go right back to the HPC division.
The most important thing here is the plot. In both matches, I made you look damn good. I made you look like a champ. I could have written the pin right after the Headlock, but I didn't think that was fair to you, so I extended the match.
Like Grimm said: "If you want to protest the decision, work it into the storyline and do it as a promo."
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INVADED!!! update: Christian and Tyson Tomko are off the board. As is Vince.
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That'll teach me to not bother votng...
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