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<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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I am wrestling alchol addiction this week.....................so far I am winning!
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Nowhereman said: I am wrestling alchol addiction this week.....................so far I am winning!
YES!!!!!!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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It has tried to claim my sanity several times but thankfully I lost that years ago.
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I see ECW: One Night Stand is up.
I'm gonna guess that the MWO is something to do with either SPAMM or Johnny Evil. Possibly, both, actually...
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Yeah. I thought it would be a funny little take on the BWO.
Feel free to post your ECW stuff if you've got it. If anyone's not happy with it, then you've only yourself to blame for not sending anything.
And the odd match listing is a weird board screwup. The Philly Cheesesteak Diner Match is the main event.
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By the way, whcih Dud is which Dudley? I think Bobby Rey is Buh Buh Ray, and Prick is Big Dick, but who's Derek?
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Derek = D´Von Prick = Spike
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Hopefully, Nowhereman didn't strain himself while thinking up these names....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Chris Oakley! Stop bringing outside plots into the ECW show. You have been warned.
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Why the fuck are Two Ton Tommy & Ian Bond at the show? No RDCW stars are allowed unless they are listed in the matches.
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So post a promo giving them the boot.
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Who's Prince Snarf supposed to be, anyway?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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You, I think.
I've got a post ready to go. If I don't hear back from Joe in the next few minutes, it's going up.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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OOH OHH!!! ME NEXT!!!
Worst. Promo. Ever.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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TK-069 said: I know I haven't been a good lil' wrassler. Sorry guys.
But I found a good site if you want some streaming music for your intros... just to get make it a more fun experience.
Thanks for sharin' the web address.
Fucknut.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Joe Mama said: OOH OHH!!! ME NEXT!!!
Worst. Promo. Ever.
...shut up...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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did a mWo promo. It's probably not that great as I've never been 100% familiar with the bWo, but I'd like to think it's fairly entertaining.
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Oh, it's entertaining all right.  Good job, Spamm!
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Got that link from TK. http://home.comcast.net/~blueeyedman/music.htmlRun through it and see if you can find streaming audio for your intro's if you want. But let's use it sparingly for those posters who might still be on dial-up. You can become a member and upload or request music apparently.
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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ECW voting ends tomorrow. If you haven't sent your recaps to Paul Hyman by tomorrow, then don't complain when the recap goes up.
Havoc returns July 5th. All RDCW related promos/plots should go in the preview thread until then.
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I'll send mine in tomorrow after voting ends.
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Huzzah for the <EMBED> code!!! 
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One third of the way through the ECW recap. I'll continue in the morning.
Still to come: The Crackhead Lumberjack AlleyFight The Dud Boys versus the Monkey World Order!
The Hardcore Ho Down ECW's Hotties fight to prove who's the best!
Dojo Submission Match Spaz vs. Lieutenant Sammitch!
New Orleans Sewer Rat Flaming Tables Blackwulf vs. Malls Balloney!
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Almost two thirds of the way there.
Still to come:
New Orleans Sewer Rat Flaming Tables! Blackwulf vs. Malls Balloney!
South Boston Street Fight! Papa Joe vs. Tommy Sleeper!
Porno Theatre Free For All! Paul Hyman (that's me!) vs. Rob Blackandblue!
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Still to come!
Porno Theatre Free for all! Hyman vs. Blackandblue!
Cemetary Dance of Destruction! Hellions defend the ECW tag titles against Van Dyke & Scabu!
Philly Cheesesteak Diner Brawl! Fourway Dance for the ECW heavyweight Title!
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As the Hellions were declared the winners, the camera refocused in on a particular tombstone. Written on the front were the words: In Memorium, Road Warrior Hawk
He was one of the greats. This is a rack.
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And it's over! Thanks to everyone for making Evil Cunt Wrestling: One Night Stand a huge success!
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King Snarf said: Hopefully, Nowhereman didn't strain himself while thinking up these names....
Well at least I put some effort into the PPV,what did you do exactly?
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Paul Hyman said: And it's over! Thanks to everyone for making Evil Cunt Wrestling: One Night Stand a huge success!
You're welcome. 
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Well at least I put some effort into the PPV,what did you do exactly?
uh i'm guessing just a guess but i think it would involve some all natural ice cream and a box of tissues......
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Ok,can someone please explain to Chris that using the name Joey Biles for his XPW angle is a bit dumb considering we just had JJoey SStyles in the ECW angle!
I have given up!
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Hey, a guy can change his name, can't he?
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To do this, just quote my post, enable HTML coding, and replace the web address with the address of the song you want.
How do we enable HTML?
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You sacrifice your first born child to Gob Almighty. Seriously, underneath the subject line is a line that says Make Post. Use the drop down menu to highlight HTML/UBB. That way you can post the music and use any of the emoticons or other UBB codes in your post.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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