I'd like to shove a bar of soap in the writer's mouth.

The "brand new couple" showering in the locker room together, it becomes known, and Chloe says "No worry, she'll be back in school next week." I guess they don't expel students for that anymore.

Lois could have said "You're a real pain in the neck." while kicking that woman. I don't disagree with what Lois said instead, I just can't see her saying it.

The innuendos are also wearing thin.

On the other hand, the lesson from this episode was more convincing with Lana's face dented here and there. I happen to know a few people that can learn a thing or two from this episode, at least without the above complaints.

I take back my first sentence. I'd make him eat the soap and then rub the rest of it in his eyes.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.