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Don't know if it's been mentioned but I recently read I Hope They Have Beer In Hell by Tucker Max.
Without question, the funniest book I've ever read.
Highly recco'd.
I think you just found Grimm's epitaph.
more like "life motto." 
Change 'beer' to 'scotch' and I right there with you...
Oderint, dum metuant.
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Just finished THE Bastard's post.
I highly recommend.
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Don't know if it's been mentioned but I recently read I Hope They Have Beer In Hell by Tucker Max.
Without question, the funniest book I've ever read.
Highly recco'd.
I think you just found Grimm's epitaph.
more like "life motto."
Change 'beer' to 'scotch' and I right there with you...
Change 'scotch' to 'Jamesons' and I'll be joining you guys.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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A Gentleman's Game by Greg Rucka, it's a Queen and Country novel in continuity with the comic. Good stuff
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Don't know if it's been mentioned but I recently read I Hope They Have Beer In Hell by Tucker Max.
Without question, the funniest book I've ever read.
Highly recco'd.
I think you just found Grimm's epitaph.
more like "life motto."
Change 'beer' to 'scotch' and I right there with you...
Change 'scotch' to 'Jamesons' and I'll be joining you guys.
High end scotch (Johniee Walker Blue), high end Irish whiskey and beer...sexy latina lawyer...black guy with an large penis.
Hell is definitely where the party is....
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Just finished THE Bastard's post.
I highly recommend.
First time...last time:
Rack JLA.
Oderint, dum metuant.
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Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Don't know if it's been mentioned but I recently read I Hope They Have Beer In Hell by Tucker Max.
Without question, the funniest book I've ever read.
Highly recco'd.
I think you just found Grimm's epitaph.
more like "life motto."
Change 'beer' to 'scotch' and I right there with you...
Change 'scotch' to 'Jamesons' and I'll be joining you guys.
High end scotch (Johniee Walker Blue), high end Irish whiskey and beer...sexy latina lawyer...black guy with an large penis.
Hell is definitely where the party is....
It certainly sounds promising...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Hey, Joe Mama! I'm actually being forced to read Christopher Moore again by a friend who insists I try his crap out again, as she is convinced I would like him if I gave Moore another try, so "Fluke" and "Stupidest Angel" are now in my possession - to be read (hoepfully) between beer and BBQs this weekend...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Hey, Joe Mama! I'm actually being forced to read Christopher Moore again by a friend who insists I try his crap out again, as she is convinced I would like him if I gave Moore another try, so "Fluke" and "Stupidest Angel" are now in my possession - to be read (hoepfully) between beer and BBQs this weekend...
Both are bad choices for you. Fluke is okay, but not one of his better novels and Stupidest Angel was written for the fans. Instead, try Lamb or A Dirty Job or send me a nekkid pic. Your choice...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Reading The Tao of War and The Art of War.
I swear, I don't plan on invading other countries at the moment...
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"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
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Hey, Joe Mama! I'm actually being forced to read Christopher Moore again by a friend who insists I try his crap out again, as she is convinced I would like him if I gave Moore another try, so "Fluke" and "Stupidest Angel" are now in my possession - to be read (hoepfully) between beer and BBQs this weekend...
Both are bad choices for you. Fluke is okay, but not one of his better novels and Stupidest Angel was written for the fans. Instead, try Lamb or A Dirty Job or send me a nekkid pic. Your choice...
Fluke sucks. I've spent the day BBQing with friends (mmmm burgers and beer....  ) and getting a tan (yay!) and reading this crappy, crappy book (boo!!!). Honestly, I can't believe this man has such a rabid following. I hoenstly just don't get it. I'm almost doen and I've spent the whole book waiting for it to get interesting... 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Hey, Joe Mama! I'm actually being forced to read Christopher Moore again by a friend who insists I try his crap out again, as she is convinced I would like him if I gave Moore another try, so "Fluke" and "Stupidest Angel" are now in my possession - to be read (hoepfully) between beer and BBQs this weekend...
Both are bad choices for you. Fluke is okay, but not one of his better novels and Stupidest Angel was written for the fans. Instead, try Lamb or A Dirty Job or send me a nekkid pic. Your choice...
Fluke sucks. I've spent the day BBQing with friends (mmmm burgers and beer.... ) and getting a tan (yay!) and reading this crappy, crappy book (boo!!!). Honestly, I can't believe this man has such a rabid following. I hoenstly just don't get it. I'm almost doen and I've spent the whole book waiting for it to get interesting...
Tol'ja.
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Hey, Joe Mama! I'm actually being forced to read Christopher Moore again by a friend who insists I try his crap out again, as she is convinced I would like him if I gave Moore another try, so "Fluke" and "Stupidest Angel" are now in my possession - to be read (hoepfully) between beer and BBQs this weekend...
Both are bad choices for you. Fluke is okay, but not one of his better novels and Stupidest Angel was written for the fans. Instead, try Lamb or A Dirty Job or send me a nekkid pic. Your choice...
Fluke sucks. I've spent the day BBQing with friends (mmmm burgers and beer.... ) and getting a tan (yay!) and reading this crappy, crappy book (boo!!!). Honestly, I can't believe this man has such a rabid following. I hoenstly just don't get it. I'm almost doen and I've spent the whole book waiting for it to get interesting...
Tol'ja.
Smarty pants. 
Oh, and clearly, all that beer has lost me the ability to spell properly... oye.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Just finished reading "Choke" by Chuck Palahniuk. What a fucking boring book. Whiney, pitiful, uninteresting, bitter, pathetic lead character and the same lifelessness could be said for the supporting characters as well - I had to force myself to finish this. And the book was about a sexaholic, so you would think that maybe the sex scenes would've been decent, but like the entire book, those were mind numbingly dull too. How many fucking times can he say the line: "[X] isn't the right word, but its the first word that comes to mind." It got annoying and ridiculously predictable. I'm convinced that if he hadn't already been famous for "Fight Club" this book wouldn't have been published, that's how bad this tripe was.
Two sucky ass books in one weekend. Christ.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I could see how you wouldn't like that book...............if your a humorless lawyer who doesn't get dark comedy. Its one of my favorites. That and Survivor are my favorite Pahalnuik books.
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I'm actually gonna give him another try - the friend who loaned me this also loaned me "Haunted" and she seems to think that he's a great writer, so...one more try won't kill me.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Your dead to me.
Honey, you said that when I said that horse-faced Jessica Simpson was one carrot away from neighing.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I'm actually gonna give him another try - the friend who loaned me this also loaned me "Haunted" and she seems to think that he's a great writer, so...one more try won't kill me.
Try survivor. Its a lot better.
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Well, I gots manana off and since I have no plans (thank gob!) other than to lay out on my balcony tanning, drinking beer and reading a book - and since I already have "Haunted" in my possession, its up next. If it doesn't disappoint, like the last one did, I'll check out "Survivor"....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yes, and I am still working on being a golden brown... Just picked up "Grotesque" by Natsuo Kirino. She wrote a really fucked up murder story called "Out" that they translated from Japanese and published over here about 2 years ago. She's considered one of Japan's premiere crime novelists and it's about frickin' time that they translated another one of her works. She delves into the darkness of individuals' hearts in a way that gives me goosebumps. Looking forward to reading this.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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That sounds up my alley, I might check those "out" (snicker).
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Oh, Oosh...  Seriously, go read "Out" - it's creepy...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Yes, and I am still working on being a golden brown...
Just picked up "Grotesque" by Natsuo Kirino. She wrote a really fucked up murder story called "Out" that they translated from Japanese and published over here about 2 years ago. She's considered one of Japan's premiere crime novelists and it's about frickin' time that they translated another one of her works. She delves into the darkness of individuals' hearts in a way that gives me goosebumps. Looking forward to reading this.
Didn't I recommend Out to you?
Great novel. I've got a stack of books that are keeping me from buying Grotesque, so I'll be interested in your opinion.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joe Mama said:
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harleykwin said:
Yes, and I am still working on being a golden brown...
Just picked up "Grotesque" by Natsuo Kirino. She wrote a really fucked up murder story called "Out" that they translated from Japanese and published over here about 2 years ago. She's considered one of Japan's premiere crime novelists and it's about frickin' time that they translated another one of her works. She delves into the darkness of individuals' hearts in a way that gives me goosebumps. Looking forward to reading this.
Didn't I recommend Out to you?
No, I reccommended it to you.
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Number/492300#492300
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Great novel. I've got a stack of books that are keeping me from buying Grotesque, so I'll be interested in your opinion.
I'm already 50 pages in. Kirino must've had a fucked up childhood.
So far its great though - I'll let you know how it is when I'm done.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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harleykwin said:
No, I reccommended it to you.
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Number/492300#492300
Aye, lass. That ye did.
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I'm already 50 pages in. Kirino must've had a fucked up childhood.
So far its great though - I'll let you know how it is when I'm done.
This post alone makes me want to buy it. Thank Cthulhu for Borders coupons that come weekly.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joe Mama said:
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harleykwin said:
No, I reccommended it to you.
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Number/492300#492300
Aye, lass. That ye did.
You know how I loves the Scottish accent! 
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I'm already 50 pages in. Kirino must've had a fucked up childhood.
So far its great though - I'll let you know how it is when I'm done.
This post alone makes me want to buy it. Thank Cthulhu for Borders coupons that come weekly.
Go get it. Seriously, the narrator speaks of her sister's murder (don't worry, I didn't give nothing away that you wouldn't have read on the inside flap) and other subsequent fuckeduppedness (which I won't give away) in such a cold hearted, brutal manner - that more than anything so far has given me the chills...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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That sounds up my alley, I might check those "out" (snicker).
Bought it today.
Son of Mxy is on the cover...
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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