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Don't worry about him, Nuriko. Actually, I have a question for you: Do you have a name for your finisher? Or do you want me or Grimm or Chris to come up with the name?
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Sure, you can come up with a name. Any suggestions on entrance music?
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I've got an name for the finisher "The Hiroshima mama!"
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As for entrance music,I was going to suggest "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors.
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Hmmm . . . that might work.  And I'm going to go with the Hiroshima as the name for the finishing move. Thanks, Nowhereman.
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Chris Oakley
ENTRANCE THEME:Alice in Chains' "Snuff the Rooster"
SIGNATURE MOVES:The Splendid Splinter (a missile drop-kick off the top rope)
The Big Dig (a reverse DDT)
The Logan Express (a flying tackle off the second rope)
The Cape Cod Crunch (an Irish Whip/power bomb combination)
The Green Monster(a variation on John Cena's F-U)
OUTFITS:Has recently adopted military-style garb for his in-ring attire,most notably a "KILL 'EM ALL/LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT!" T-shirt from the pages of Soldier of Fortune magazine.
AFFILIATIONS:Charter member of the Bastardo family
PERSONALITY:Always looking for a fight.Has a chip on his shoulder you could park 747s on.
TITLES HELD:IC Championship,Hardcore Belt
UPCOMING MATCHES:Scheduled to defend his titles in a triple threat two-falls bout at Arma Gadda Da Vida
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Hey there. I'd just like to say that this sounds really interesting and I wouldn't mind joining in, but I don't know where to start. Any suggestions?
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Try doing a promo at the weekly show to introduce yourself. You'll prolly get booked in a match the next week,then it should all work out from then!
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TheSkullofDoom said: Hey there. I'd just like to say that this sounds really interesting and I wouldn't mind joining in, but I don't know where to start. Any suggestions?
It's basically a parody of wrestling. Just look over this thread and get an idea for your character. Then find someone you want to work with and try to develop an angle with them.
Name: Skullofdoom
Entrance Music:
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Name: 'The One and Only' James Fantastic
Entrance Music: "Paper Plane" by Status Quo
Signature Moves: The One and Only (Swanton Bomb)
Super-Cool (Top Rope Bulldog with the foe standing on the mat)
The Fabacanrana (Flying Hurracanrana)
The Grip (Damascus head-leglock)
Personality Type: Since being kicked out of the Bastardo Family, Fantastic has undergone a change of heart, becoming a good guy. Now he fights injustice as 'The One and Only' James Fantastic!
Costume: White trouser and shirt under a union jack dustercoat. Fantastic also wears shades and (over time, as he scores major victories) a row of medals.
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Updating my profile for my huge(7 inches when it's hard) comeback!
Name: Son of Mxy
Entrance Music: Jimmie's Chicken Shack's "Dropping Anchor".
Signature Moves:
STF Running Elbow smash (a la Misawa) Mxyplex (Tiger suplex) Son of Mxyplex (A tiger suplex from the top rope)
Personality Type: I don't need to describe it. My in-ring promos speak for themselves.
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Nice. It'll be a pleasure beating the bejeebers out of you 
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Hey there. Here's my profile.
Name: Charlie
Entrance Music: "Wild Boys" by Duran Duran
Signature Moves: The Tower of London! (Jacknife Powerbomb)
The Zeitgeist (DDT)
Kapitalizm (Rock Bottom)
Big Business (Fall Away Slam)
Personality Type: After becoming a member of the company, Charlie has slipped into the role of vicious heel easily enough. Still as wild and hardcore as ever, Charlie now attempts to mask this with a thin veneer of civilised behaviour. This cracks as soon as he gets in the ring, though, and he reverts ot the same vicious young man he always was...
Costume: Black trouser, whie shirt and black tie. Also a pair of shades.
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What the fuck is this influx of Brits? Me n ROY are the only real Brits here!
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Nowhereman said: What the fuck is this influx of Brits? Me n ROY are the only real Brits here!
Llance became british when you concquered Kentucky.
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Charlie said: Hey there. Here's my profile.
Name: Charlie
Entrance Music: "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead
Signature Moves: The British Bulldog (Irish whip into the corner followed by running reverse elbow smash) Tower of London (Table leg to the head) Bulldog Brain (Running Headbutt)
Personality Type: Imagine an amalgamation of Spike Dudley and Al Snow, and you have Charlie. What he lacks in finesse he makes up for in a stubbornly hardcore mentality and a generous usage of is usual Finisher 'The Tower of London'. However, Charlie's love of violence does endear him to the crowd: After all, is there anything more satisfying than wanton destruction?
Costume: Battered black denims and a combat vest bearing the slogan 'Respect the ToL!'
Welcome aboard,Charlie. 
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Nowhereman said: What the fuck is this influx of Brits? Me n ROY are the only real Brits here!
Llance became british when you concquered Kentucky.
Well we didnt conquer Kentucky,they just laid down & said " Come on over boys!" Is it any wonder Kentucky is abbreviated to the letters KY
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Name: PenWing
Catch Phrase: Sudden Death Rules!
For PenWing, it's all about Sudden Death. As soon as you step in the ring with him, you are one move away from defeat. It can be executed at any time, in many different ways. PenWing is not a big guy, so he has to live, and make his opponents live by that rule. PenWing is a hardcore, break all the rules kind of guy. He carries a Sherwood hockey stick wherever he goes, and if you get on his bad side, he will break it over your head. PenWing is fiercely loyal to his friends, and will not put himself above them. But, if the oportunity knocks, well, that's how he won the Hardcore Porn Belt the first time. In the end, to him, nothing is more important than the integrity of the RDCW, and with the Bastardo Family spitting on it the way they do, that means someone is going to have to clean house.
Entrance Music: We Will Rock You
Wrestling Gear:
- Red Gordie Howe Red Wings jersey
- red wrestling pants with white knee pads
- grey "Nike" skate-like boots
Former:
- Orange Bobby Clarke Philadelphia Flyers' jersey
- black wrestling pants with orange knee pads
- gray "Nike" skate-like boots
- Black Cam Neely Boston Bruins jersey
- black wrestling pants with gold knee pads
- gray "Nike" skate-like boots
- Black '94 Mario Lemieux Penguins jersey
- black wrestling pants with gold knee pads
- gray "Nike" skate-like boots
Signature Moves:
- Sudden Death: Bulldog, 3/4 Face Lock - basically, it's a Diamond Cutter
- The Winged Wheel: Bulldog, 3/4 Facelock, Back Flip - whith Sudden Death locked in, I run up the corner ropes and flip over my opponent, sending the back of his head to the mat
- Spin-o-rama: spinning heal kick
- The High Holy Howe: flying elbow from the top rope
- Drag 'n Whip: Irish Whip into the ropes, followed by a spear on the return
- Super Drag 'n Whip: Irish Whip into the ropes, followed by a Spin-o-rama on the return
- British Columbia Two-hander (BC 2-hander): using the hockey stick like a baseball bat (the baseball being an opponent)
Submission: Sharpshooter
Weapon of choice: Sherwood hockey stick
Group Affiliation: Sudden Death Connection
- Meeko (manager)
- Captain Sammitch (tag partner)
Title History:
- Heavyweight Cheese Champion
- Donkey Lovin Tag Team Champion
- 2x Hardcore Porn Champion
- 2005 RDCW Rumble Winner
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ENTRANCE THEME:Alice in Chains' "Snuff the Rooster"
SIGNATURE MOVES:The Kill 'Em All(a missile drop-kick off the top rope) The Full Metal Jacket(a reverse DDT) The WMD(a flying tackle off the second rope) The Lock and Load(an Irish Whip/power bomb combination) The Red Alert(a variation on John Cena's F-U)
OUTFITS:Has recently adopted military-style garb for his in-ring attire,most notably a "KILL 'EM ALL/LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT!" T-shirt from the pages of Soldier of Fortune magazine.
AFFILIATIONS:Charter member of the Bastardo family
PERSONALITY:Always looking for a fight.Has a chip on his shoulder you could park 747s on.
TITLES HELD:IC Championship,Hardcore Belt
UPCOMING MATCHES:Scheduled to face Joe Mama in a Fenway Park street fight at the RDCW Rumble
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Los Monstros Azules("The Blue Monsters")
TEAM MEMBERS:Senor Perdicion("Mister Doom")
El Daga("The Dagger")
COMBINED WEIGHT:640 lbs.
ENTRANCE THEME:Luis Miguel's "Los Muchachos de Hoy"
SIGNATURE MOVES:El Asesino del Tijuana<"The Tijuana Assassin">(a double flying tackle off the top rope)
El Soplete<"The Blowtorch">(a German suplex followed by a flying legdrop)
APPEARANCE:Blue tights and masks;both men each stand close to 7' tall(hence their name "Los Monstros Azules");can frequently be seen carrying with them the masks or boots of various vanquished foes from previous matches
AFFILIATIONS:Newest members of the Bastardo Family
PERSONALITY:Fierce,relentlessly aggressive;go after an opponent's weaknesses like ants after a picnic basket
TITLES HELD:None in RDCW
UPCOMING MATCHES:Scheduled to face Charlie in a handicap match on the 1/11 edition of "Tuesday Night Havoc"
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Grimm
Coming off of a stint as acting GM, Grimm returns to the active roster of the RDCW. Is the MONSTER of RDCW truly reformed, or are his change in appearance and attitude merely a prelude to further horrors to come?
Music: Ghoultown "Return of the Living Dead" Former: Rob Zombie "Superbeast" Misfits "All Hell Breaks Loose"
Titles Held: EuroTrash, Tag Team (2x)
Moves: The Grimmlock (Sharpshooter) Triple 6 Bomb (top rope powerbomb) Kobe Special (turnbuckle chokeslam to the arena floor) The Flatliner (loaded glove heart punch) The Crapping Wizard (kick to the head of kneeling opponent while wearing steel toed boots)
Group affiliation: currently none. Former affiliations: Triple Set/Power Trip, Rob's World Order, The Hellions
Ring gear: Various indie comic tshirts (Faust, Crow, Poison Elves, etc.) blue jeans, steel toed gladiator boots, black leather jacket.
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Huh. I could've sworn I had something in here. Well, it needs an update anyway...
King Snarf Entrance Music- When It All Goes Wrong Again by Everclear Personality- Just think back to when Kurt Angle and Edge and Christian were all hanging out together back in 2000. Moves- The Wildsault: Like the Lionsault, but it's a corkscrew moonsault. The Bastard Bomb: Fisherman Suplex into a Powerbomb And, of course, the headlock!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Charlie said: Howler
Formerly one of the most famous heels in Britain, Howler has reformed and joined the RDCW. Disgusted by Los Monstros's attack on a fan, he is determined to wipe them from the face of RDCW.
Music: 'Anarchy in the UK' by the Sex pistols, with a wolf howl over the opening
Signature Moves: Wolfman Slam (A Russian Leg Drop off the middle rope) Savage Submission (Figure Four Leg Lock) The Full Moon (A superplex)
Appearance: A Leather Biker Jacket with 'Howlerama' on the back over a bare (but very hairy) chest, with black leather trousers adorned with a lot of chains.
Feuds: Los Monstros Azules.
You might wanna rethink that music,up until recently Anarchy was my entrance music.
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Anyway,heres my new info:
Entrance:Creeping death by Metallica
Fighting style:a cross between The Undertaker,Chris Jericho & Jeff Hardy
Character:A cross between Undertaker & crow era Sting!
Finishing moves:Crippler Cuntface (crossface) Fuck off slam (chokeslam) The flip off (shooting star press) The poof smasher (last ride)
Weapon of choice:ebony baseball bat
Costume:Black leather trousers,black fingerless gloves,black t-shirt. Black trench coat,Oakley sunglasses & black bandana worn only on the way to the ring!
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sneaky bunny:
enterance song:
Mindcandy - reconize
attire: ripped classic zeppelin t-shirt, faded black jeans.
bunny hop: drop kick from top rope
taxidermy: moonsualt top rope
bunny flop: suplex top rope
Lipstick Lesbian Tag Title:
Dec. 7, 2004-Feb. 27th, 2005
Women's booby champion:
March 28, 2005
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Nice move selection, Sneaky Bunny. Good stuff.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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sneaky bunny said: sneaky bunny: enterance song: RHCP - scar tissue
attire: classic zeppelin t-shirt, faded black jeans.
bunny hop: drop kick from top rope taxidermy: moonsualt top rope bunny flop: suplex top rope
women's tag champ.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Senor Perdicion(a.k.a. Mister Doom)
HOMETOWN:Guadalajara,Mexico
HEIGHT:6'11"
WEIGHT:330 lbs.
APPEARANCE:Blue tights and mask;mask has a silhouette of the Grim Reaper stenciled on the front
AFFILIATONS:One half of Los Monstros Azules,member of the Bastardo Family
SIGNATURE MOVES:El Asesino del Tijuana<"The Tijuana Assassin">(a double flying tackle off the top rope;Perdicion mounts the right turnbuckle while his partner El Daga mounts the left,then at a nod from Daga they both plunge towards their dazed opponent and knock him flat on his back)
El Soplete<"The Blowtorch">(a German suplex followed by a flying legdrop;Perdicion administers the legdrop after Daga has delivered the suplex)
El Aliento Ultimo<"The Last Gasp">(an enzaguri;can be used either as a setup for El Soplete or as a finisher when Perdicion is competing in singles matches)
PERSONALITY:The firebrand of the team;is notorious back in Mexico for getting himself disqualified during several matches because of his temper
TITLES HELD:None in RDCW but was a 3-time heavyweight singles champ back in Mexico;also a two-time Mexican national tag team champion with El Daga
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El Daga(a.k.a. The Dagger)
HOMETOWN:Guadalajara,Mexico
HEIGHT:6'10"
WEIGHT:310 lbs.
APPEARANCE:Blue tights and mask;mask has a silhouette of a blood-dripping dagger stenciled on the front
AFFILIATONS:One half of Los Monstros Azules,member of the Bastardo Family
SIGNATURE MOVES:El Asesino del Tijuana<"The Tijuana Assassin">(a double flying tackle off the top rope;Daga mounts the left turnbuckle while his tag partner Senor Perdicion mounts the right,then at a nod from Daga they both plunge towards their dazed opponent and knock him flat on his back) El Soplete<"The Blowtorch">(Daga nails the opponent with a German suplex followed up with a flying legdrop by Senor Perdicion) El Verdugo<"The Executioner">(a sleeper hold;Daga uses it as his finisher in singles competition)
PERSONALITY:In contrast to Senor Perdicion,Daga is usually a cool customer--unless you try to steal his mask.
TITLES HELD:None in RDCW but was a two-time Mexican national tag team champion with Senor Perdicion;also enjoyed a run as tag team champ with Senor Maniaco<"Mr.Maniac"> and even had a brief stint as a hardcore champion on the independent circuit in Japan
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Darth is part Undertaker, part Kane and part Sting. He's fast, he's huge, and he's mean.
Entrance Music: The Imperial March
Wrestling Gear: All black Jedi-like garb, black hooded cloak
Moves:
Sith-spawn: Reverse DDT (deathdrop)
Sabre-stretch: Argentine Back Breaker Rack (torture rack)
Darkside-slam: Back Breaker Rack Powerbomb (F-5, victim lands face first onto mat)
Sabre-slam: Chokeslam
Affiliation:
Grimm - Together they are the Dark Lords
Chesty Lerou - Although they don't publicly discuss their relationship, Chesty likes a man with power, and in her eyes, there are none more powerful than Darth.
Combo Move: Straight to Hell (spike piledriver)- Darth sets up a piledriver for Grimm to spike off the second rope
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Spandex Monkey Man
Description: Imagine a cross between The Hurricane and Mankind, and you have Spandex Monkey Man. Decidedly strange, he is nevertheless no pushover in the ring.
Entrance Music: A cry of 'SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!!!' followed by an insturmental version of Pinball Wizard by the Who
Signature Moves:
Monkey Drop (A Hogan Leg Drop)
Spandex Superkick (A spinning Superkick)
Flying Banana Chop (A top rope cross body)
The Might of the Monkey (Top Rope Diving Elbow, preceded by a cry of SPANDEX MONKEY MAN! and performed whilst his light show. Spandex also has a tendency to climb up to even higher objects and perform it off them).
Costume: Orange tights and cloak with a Yellow vest. He also wears an Orange Mask like Kyle Rayner's original one.
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OOK OOK ACK EEK!
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