1)Vince hates internet posters
so what. quite honestly, from his pov, he has every right to, as the internet fans are the ones constantly pointing out the flaws in the product, rather than just blindly accepting what we're spoonfed.

2)Vince would sue us for something
I think we're pretty well covered under the "parody" laws. Next.

3)Vince would buy RDCW,then squash it
If he's so far gone that he wants to pay exorbitant amounts of money for words typed on a messageboard then I say "show me the money" and you'll never see my fat ass again. I'll be down in palm springs with my new friends!

4)Vince would rehire Rico & install Rob as his manager
. . .and. . .????

5)Vince would fire us all
fire us from what, exactly? Posting online?