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NAME:Darien Irons
Occupation:XPW World Heavyweight Champion
Height:6'3"
Weight:314 lbs.
Hometown:Brooklyn,New York
Titles Held:XPW World Heavyweight Championship,XPW World Tag Team Titles(2x with Danny Snoring and 3x with Huge Rick Fudley)
Personality:Everything about me says "REAL MAN" in capital letters,chumps!
Appearance:Muscles from head to toe.Big on leather jackets,wrangler jeans,and Doc Martens boots.
Entrance Music:"Untouchable" by John Cena
Background:I've been part of X-Citing Power Wrestling from Day 1,and now that Rob Blackandblue's about to expand to the East Coast you poor deprived RDCW fans are about to get a reminder of what REAL wrestling is all about compliments of me,"Big Man" Darien Irons.
Catchphrases:"The champ has spoken!"
"It's hunting season,and you're about to become my next trophy!"

NAME:Obscene a.k.a. Pester
Occupation:XPW King of the Crapmatch Champion
Height:6'1"
Weight:393 lbs.
Hometown:Oakland,California
Titles Held:XPW World Tag Team Titles(1st time with Squid Mayhem,2nd time with Explosive G),XPW King of the Crapmatch Championship(2x)
Personality:I don't back down from anybody,asshole!Someone gets in my way,I break their face,their legs,and any other bones I can get hold of!
Entrance Music:"Highway To Hell" by AC/DC
Background:From the second Rob Blackandblue started XPW,I've always been willing to try any new gimmick match no matter how crappy it sounds...that's why I'm the King of the Crapmatch!I'm more hardcore than the whole RDCW roster put together,and I'll prove it every chance I get!
Catchphrase:"Let's get obscene!"

Chris Oakley

ENTRANCE THEME:Alice in Chains' "Rooster"

SIGNATURE MOVES:The Kill 'Em All(a missile dropkick off the top rope)
The Full Metal Jacket(a reverse DDT)
The WMD(a flying tackle off the second rope)
The Lock and Load(an Irish Whip/power bomb combination)
The Red Alert(a variation on John Cena's F-U)
Snuff the Rooster(a sleeper hold)

OUTFITS:Favors military-style garb for his in-ring attire,most notably a "KILL 'EM ALL/LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT!" T-shirt from the pages of Soldier of Fortune magazine.

AFFILIATIONS:Charter member of the Bond Brigade

PERSONALITY:Always looking for a fight.Has a chip on his shoulder you could park 747s on.

TITLES HELD:RDCW IC Championship,RDCW Hardcore Title,XPW World Heavyweight Championship

UPCOMING MATCHES:Will face Sandalman in a Guantanamo cell match at One Night Stand

Guess who's back...back again

That's right, you're not seeing things. Meeko really is the hottest girl in wrestling, and the greatest manager in the RDCW! One half of the first ever Lipstick Lesbian Tag Team Champions, and a former Women's Boobie Belt Champion, Meeko not only has the brains and looks, but also the power to back it all up.

Meeko founded SD-6 to be the first and last line of defense for all that is good and right about Rob's Damn Championship Wrestling.

Meeko, like Captain Sammitch, is primarily a technical wrestler who relies on various holds and explosive suplexes to control her opponent. However, at the blink of an eye she can break out into a series of high flying moves, and her finisher is devastating.

Meeko sports a black pantsuit with pink pinstripes. Her pink blouse, snapped closed in the front, except for the top two buttons, has lapels which overlap the lapels of her suit jacket. When Meeko is ready to get down to business, she just removes her jacket, rips off her blouse, and tears away her pants (Velcro along the side seams), to reveal a pink tank top, black wrestling tights with a pink trim, and her fashionable, black boots. Pretty in pink indeed.

Entrance Music: "Strike It Up" - Black Box

Signature Moves:

• Meeko Bomb - a powerbomb
  
  
• Meeko Lock - Figure Four Leg Lock
  
  
• Meeko-cane-rana - hurricane-rana
  
  
• Meekoplex - various suplexes
  
  
• Meekosault - spiral moonsault

Damn she is Hot!!!!! Sorry Philsy!

Damn straight she's hot.

Name:Rob Blackandblue
Occupation:Creator and CEO of X-Citing Power Wrestling(XPW)
Hometown:Los Angeles,California
Personality:Arrogant,greedy
Appearance:Wears the most expensive three-piece suits and leather shoes;also likes to sport gold jewelry when the mood suits him
Entrance Music:"The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson
Background:After making a fortune in the porn biz,Blackandblue formed XPW from the remnants of two LA-based indy wrestling promotions and turned it(with the help of his wife Lizzie Boring) into the most succcessful--and controversial--regional federation on the West Coast.Now Blackandblue is looking to expand his operations into the East,and he's chosen RDCW as the instrument for accomplishing his goal.The fact that his efforts to acquire RDCW talent have been repeatedly and harshly rebuffed so far doesn't sit well with him...nor is he too pleased that his federation's world heavyweight championship is currently in the hands of an RDCW competitor who is openly contemptuous of XPW in general and Blackandblue in particular.He has therefore declared war on RDCW and vowed to either conquer it or destroy it.
Affiliations:Founder,CEO,chief talent booker,and blow-by-blow commentator of XPW.
Favorite Catchphrase:"Follow the money,baby!"

Name:Justun Bearable
Hometown:Bristol,Connecticut
Weight:247 lbs.
Height:6'1"
Entrance Music:"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana
Appearance:Crewcut,"trendy" goatee;usually wears denim shorts and tank tops bearing the logos of some thrash-metal band
Personality:Will do anything and everything he possibly can to get on an opponent's nerves--and the fans'
Affiliations:Leader of the Journeymen in XPW
Titles Held:XPW world tag team championship(2X,1st time with Tony Repeato,2nd time with Schlock)
Signature Move:It's Unbearable(sidewalk slam/piledriver combo)
Catchphrase:"He's not just annoying...he's not just irritating....he's JUSTUN BEARABLE!"

Mario Barini

ENTRANCE THEME:Sammy Hagar's "I Can't Drive 55"

SIGNATURE MOVES:The Green Flag(a hurricanrana)
The Winner's Circle(an airplane spin followed by a power bomb)
The Crash and Burn(a flying tackle from the second rope)

OUTFITS:Usually wears a modified version of the standard Formula One driver's jumpsuit;when competing in hardcore matches he brings a crash helmet with him to the ring

AFFILIATIONS:Newest member of the Bond Brigade

PERSONALITY:Cool as ice even under the most intense pressure

TITLES HELD:Wrestling All-Stars Italia cruiserweight championship,UK Extreme hardcore title,Wrestling All-Stars Italia European championship

UPCOMING MATCHES:To be announced

So THAT'S what happened to Sparky Plugg!

Chris Oakley

ENTRANCE THEME:Alice in Chains' "Rooster"

SIGNATURE MOVES:The Kill 'Em All(a missile dropkick off the top rope)
The Full Metal Jacket(a reverse DDT)
The WMD(a flying tackle off the second rope)
The Lock and Load(an Irish Whip/power bomb combination)
The Red Alert(a variation on John Cena's F-U)
Snuff the Rooster(a sleeper hold)

OUTFITS:Favors military-style garb for his in-ring attire,most notably a "KILL 'EM ALL/LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT!" T-shirt from the pages of Soldier of Fortune magazine.

AFFILIATIONS:Charter member of the Bond Brigade

PERSONALITY:Always looking for a fight.Has a chip on his shoulder you could park 747s on.

TITLES HELD:IC Championship,Hardcore Belt,XPW World Heavyweight title

UPCOMING MATCHES:Cell From Hell bout against PenWing at 7/12 edition of "Tuesday Night Havoc"

Do we really need your profile every five minutes?

It's been a lot longer than that since I last updated it,'kay?

You should have stayed with the theme to "Jaws", Oakley...

Name: The SD Rocker James Fantastic

Entrance Music: 'Sweet Child O'Mine' by Guns n' Roses

Signature Moves:

The One and Only (Frog Splash)
Fabacanrana (Dragonrana)
Classy Kick (Missile Dropkick)
The TN Rocker (Inverted Texas Cloverleaf)

Personality Type: Leader of The Tuesday Night Rockers, Fantastic is loud and boisterous. A firm fan favourite, he is currently tagging up Two-Ton Tommy in the hunt for the Tag Team Titles.

Costume: White trouser and shirt under a union jack dustercoat. Fantastic also wears shades and brown cowboy boots, along with a white fedora he dons whenever he is about to perform The One and Only.

Name: Lor - The Real Harlequin

Music: "Revolution" by Aimee Allen

Lor has wrestled all over the world. She has been banned in half of those arenas, and has a reputation of being a loner only out for one thing, championship gold. Lor calls herself "The Real Harlequin", and takes offense to anyone trying to copy her act. Out of the ring, Lor is all attitude, sporting jeans, a black 'n' red "Harlequin" t-shirt, and boots. In the ring, Lor lays it all on the line as one of the greatest and most feared flyers in women's wrestling, as she sports her purple 'n' black "Harlequin" body suit, sans mask.

Moves:


• Punch & Judy: her Stone Cold Stunner
  
  
• High Comedy: 450 Splash
  
  
• The Last Laugh: Underhook Face Driver (Pedigree)
  
  
• La Pagliaccia: Tazz-Mission (Katahajinay)
  
  
• Harlequinaid: Cobra Clutch

Name:The Killer
From:Parts unknown
Height:6'2"(estimated)
Weight:310 lbs.(estimated)
Titles Held:Unknown--the Killer is rather enigmatic about his past
Personality:Brutal,confrontational,solitary
Signature Moves:The 1st Degree(a flying legdrop)
The Urge to Kill(a tombstone piledriver)
The Body Count(a variation on the Stone Cold Stunner)
Entrance Theme:"Angel of Death" by Slayer
Catchphrase:"I'm out for blood--yours!"

The Tuesday Night Rockers

Formerly known as The SD Rockers, The Tuesday Night Rockers are the quintessential high risk group. Combining the raw power of Two Ton Tommy, the technical power of Tommy Savitz and the aerial high-risk maneuvres of James Fantastic. Also affiliated to the group are Tommy's wife Terri and Nuriko, who may or may not be Two-Ton Tommy's girlfriend (James teases the pair about this constantly)

Entrance Music: 'Jump' by Van Halen

Finisher Moves: Tuesday Night Spectacular(Hart Attack-Two Ton Tommy performs the bear hug, whilst Tommy Savitz hits the clothesline)
The Rock n' Roll Endzone (Doomsday Rana- Two-Ton Tommy holds the opponent on his shoulders, Fantastic hits the diving hurracanrana)
Death by Rocker (Leapfrog Body Guillotine, Savitz holds the opponent in place and Fantastic hits the move)

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Nowhereman sucks!

Please throw large rocks at him!

Just don't spam the voting, bunny!

Mario Barini just made his first appearance!

I am Stone Cold Steve Nostin,and I will do whatever I want,whenever I want & nobody can do a damn thing about it!
And thats the bottom line,you cunts,cause Stone Cold said so!

WHAT?

A new Charlie profile, with updated signature moves and new entrance music.

Charlie

Personality: Do you really need to ask? He's a psycho who's permanently pissed off at anyone and everyone. He hasn't changed in months.

Ring Gear: Out of the ring Charlie wears a suit, but in the ring Charlie wears Black Jeans and a black leather vest (like Stone Cold used to wear), along with a black headscarf.

Music: Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana

Signature Moves:
The Tower of London: TKO
The Enforcer: Arn Anderson style Spinebuster
The Pitbull Line: Running table leg to The head.

You're using one of MY signature moves??? Boy, you and I are gonna have to discuss that!!!

Spandex Monkey Man

Personality: Since joining The Darjk Lords, the only thing that's changed about SPAMM is that he's even crazier than he used to be. Now accompanied by his ever faithful friends 'Mr. Staple Gun' and 'Mr. Sledge Hammer', SPAMM's transformed into a lean mean. hardcore machine. (Imagine a cross between Raven and The Blue Meanie).

Ring Gear: Black three quarter length jeans and a black t-shirt bearing the slogan 'Mr. Sledge Hammer says Hello!'. SPAMM still wears a mask, but it's black.

Music: 'I let Go' by Eighteen Visions

Move-set:

Power Moves: SPAMM doesn't tend to use Power moves much, although he mixes it up there on occasion. His tradmark moves in this area are:

The Monkey DDT: Double Underhook DDT
The Painplex: Release German Suplex

Technical Moves: In his new guis SPAMM has pretty much given up the ghost of any sort of technical wrestling. The submission move is not of the new SPAMM.

Aerial Moves: The new SPAMM doesn't go to the top rope as much as he used to. He still does, you understand, just not as much. He does have a trademark move, though:

The Dark Clown: Halo

Rough-Neck Moves: For 'Rough-Neck' read 'Hardcore'. SPAMM has taken to this field with astonishing panache, given that he hasn;t even touched this area since he stopped being the Monkey Guy. Trademark moves here include:

Mr. Staple Gun: He attacks people with a Staple Gun.
Mr. Sledge Hammer: Do I really have to Explain?
The 666: Monkey DDT onto Carpet Tacks
The Powerpunch: Knuckle Duster Low Blow

Finisher Moves:
Super Monkey Driver: Flip Piledriver
Greetings from Mr. Sledge Hammer: SPAMM climbs to the tope rope with Mr. Sledge Hammer in hand before leaping off and hitting his foe over the head with the hammer.

Paragon's profile on the way

Entrance Music: "Ode to Joy"

Moves:

Shoulders of Atlas: Torture Rack

Class in Session: Figure Four Leglock


Finisher:
Paragon of Virtue: Walls of Jericho style Boston Crab



more to come.

• Name: Doc.Mid-Nite
  
• Affiliation: Free agent/The Doctor
  
• Arsenal of moves: The Blackout Bomb, The "Nite Cap" Van Daminator, The "Lights Out" Cobra Clutch, and The "Lethal Dose" DDT