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Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
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That horse was a diabetic. We've got an officer down! Hang on Buttercup!
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Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
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The torture that you will endure for the next ten thousand years will be so heinous that you will beg for it to cease within the first ten minutes.
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You are probably wondering why I keep appearing in your memories, John. It is because I have inserted myself into them.
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To become a bush, I must think like a bush.
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Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.
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The strange thing is.....That smells like real blood.
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He put creatures in our vodies.
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If you're not going to tell me about White Tiger, I don't see any reason to be here.
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Someone better tell the warden that we're fresh out of fags.
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Envy was my sin. I was envious of you.
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...you're a movie of the week, a t-shirt at best.
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We're a generation raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really what we need.
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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
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All those blow jobs for nothing.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I was editor of the school magazine!
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We're Americans. Do you know what that means? It means that our fore fathers were kicked out of every other single decent country in the world. We're the underdogs! We're mutts! See? His nose is cold.
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You'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.
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PARIAH IS MY BESTEST BUDDY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
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