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  Whatcha gonna DO, bruther... When her daddy gets ahold of YOU! 
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Indeed, rex. Obviously no one is looking at her face. It's like her dad messed it up doing a wrestling move on her, which is quite possible since he doesn't really know how to do any.
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technically, it's called a "ballrest".
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Its one of those amazing things with famous chicks. In the pic posted above,she is ugly as sin,in the pics on her site,she's not! Thats what airbrushing does for ya I guess! http://www.brookehoganmusic.com/
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This is Rob-El's dream girl! Under 18 and related to Hulk Hogan!
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fugly
i have to agree
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Rob dreams about girls?
He'll use her to nail Hulk Hogan
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Why is she posing like that?
He fixes the cable?
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her chiropractor used the boston crab the wrong way. 
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I'd give her a Tombstone Piledriver! With a 30-second delay!
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Why is she posing like that?
Why is her father pointing to her pussy?
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Why is she posing like that?
Why is her father pointing to her pussy?
He's pointing to where his grandchildren are going to come out.
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There are so many great jokes I could come up with for that picture, but all of them would end up making me sound gay...
And that's terrible.
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Unlike all your other posts...
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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...How? 
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Whatcha gonna DO, bruther... When her daddy gets ahold of YOU!
Hopefully, I'd have the presence of mind to pull out of her and run before he got a hold of me. Of course, if he DID get a hold of me at that point, I'd probably bust a nut in his hand. Then I'd run. Faster.
Is she hot? No. Would I turn her down if she tried to pick me up at a bar? Probably not.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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There are so many great jokes I could come up with for that picture, but all of them would end up making me sound gay...
Rob ought to use it for his next caption thread.
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...How?
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MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Oh! Everything posted on these boards suddenly just made sense! *slaps forehead*
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Whatcha gonna DO, bruther... When her daddy gets ahold of YOU!
Hopefully, I'd have the presence of mind to pull out of her and run before he got a hold of me. Of course, if he DID get a hold of me at that point, I'd probably bust a nut in his hand. Then I'd run. Faster.
Is she hot? No. Would I turn her down if she tried to pick me up at a bar? Probably not.
Whats he gonna do if he catches ya?
Do a mighty leg drop maybe!
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Whats he gonna do if he catches ya?
Do a mighty leg drop maybe!
D'you think he could? He might break his hip...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I can see it now
Hogan:"Whatcha gonna do when Hulk catches up with ya?"
Joe Mama:"Nothing you decrepid old bastard,I've just stolen yer hip!"
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'd probably bust a nut in his hand.
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Not that you'd know this, Rex, seeing as your only experience with a naked woman comes from your 6th grade Health Class coloring books, but you actually have sex with a woman, you stand the chance of ejaculating. And, if someone should grab your package at the moment of ejaculation, you will bust a nut into their hand. It has nothing to do with neing gay!
I mean, cripes, man! I'm not Rob Kamphausen, y'know!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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i wonder if shes had many boyfriends? i cant imagine how a guy would feel opening the door and seeing 24 inch pythons!
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For a moment there, I thought you were alluding that Brook had two 12-inch penii!
He fixes the cable?
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Actually, I had sex with Hulk Hogan once.
it was at Summer Camp.
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For a moment there, I thought you were alluding that Brook had two 12-inch penii!
Hulk Hogan is saying its out to here when it is erect.
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Or maybe they're just retractable clits like Uschi has.
Yeah right, and I'm Ron Jeremy!
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Ass-mazing... or ass-tastic?
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i wonder if shes had many boyfriends? i cant imagine how a guy would feel opening the door and seeing 24 inch pythons!
Yeah, but you get to hang out with the Hulkster. He was like an honorary member of the A-Team! He'd be the coolest father-in-law!
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