Mike Malone, shut up and take off that stupid cowboy hat when you're calling the match! I'm here to do color commentary and you're not gonna make me look bad, Mcmahon!
This PJP kid has no idea what he's getting himself into with the veteran, Nowhereman! Nowheremen's been in countless steel cage matches, casket matches, bodybag matches, and once, even a pudding match! His tombstone piledriver has filled up hospitals with countless jobbers. And his beer farts have emptied entire arenas! I don't see what this rookie PJP can do to counter that!
David Arquette wants to make the match a threeway!
