I've just been handed an announcement! It's official! Our GM, the Doctor, has signed Animalman and Zod to the first ever "Dildo on a pole" match!


Here's the rundown on Sunday's card so far!

Steel Cage Casket Match!
Nowhereman vs. PJP

Dildo on a Pole Match!
Animalman vs. Zod

What will happen next?

Hey, the New Stooge Order just knocked over my curvaci--I mean, my water!