No way I'm gonna be a bitch. There will be some private problems when I'm through with my devastatingly convincing victory at the TLC match. Chair to the head..chair to the abdomen, forearm to the groin, head first face plant from the top of the ladder, pork-barrel roll into a pig slop splash..followed with a table breaking,earth shaking flying swinesault from the top rope to finish the private "and move on to bigger" problems. You will believe a pig can fly....

Private Problems will be going to Hog Heaven...
because I am the Pig of Iron, and after the TLC match there will be no denyin'.....