Well, I'm just sitting here, drinking my martini.

And, I'm wondering, where is Jaburg.

What's the matter, Jaburg? Are you scared? Do you need your mommy?

Maybe it's the martini, or, maybe you really are looking more like a little (expletive).

Sorry, where are my manners.

Let's go, Jaburg, ultimate or otherwise.

You've been called out to go One. On. One. With. The. only person calling you out.

And a rookie at that.

Don't tell me your scared.

Is it the car? The chicks? The martini?

You name the match. Just don't forget to show up.