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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Older than me that's for sure.
I'm the youngest one who posts here.
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man yuh all are old
...really? OH GOD my world has just shattered! Some underaged twig just called me...*gasp* OLD!!!
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bit me dirt bag, old hag, boob sag.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Does Joe Mama have hair under that cap or is he a cancer patient?
A full head of it! Greying a bit at the temples, and I have a white streak (birthmark) in the back, but all mine and all real.
P...I think Kris has you beat on who's younger, assuming he really is as young as he says he is...
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bit me dirt bag, old hag, boob sag.
Ass Hag, more like. That's a common mispronunciation of my name.
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balonga: mustard or mayo!?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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balonga: mustard or mayo!?
Mayo on the cheese side, mustard on the meat side. No cheese? One on one side, the other on the other.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I think he got worn out and went to sleep.
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hehe...you do that to all of em don't you?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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bore them to sleep? Yer. It's my 'thing.'
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bore them to sleep? Yer. It's my 'thing.'
That's when she has her way with them. She's like a black widow spider...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Have my way and then consume them so my young have their important nutrients!
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Have my way and then consume them so my young have their important nutrients!
Well...at least you're honest.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Always! I cannot tell a lie! I fucked Amelia Eirhart last night over the open waters in a biplane!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm going to bed too. I just realized it's 1:30 and I gotta get up to be at work by eight. Snarfiepook: will I wake up with enough time to leave early and walk to work or will I sleep past the alarm and end up driving?
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yeah almost 4, oughtta go flick on food tv and fall asleep to that weird gay ritish guy with a stick up his ass.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Does Jesus really love me if I don't believe he's the son of god?
Yes, he's just not in love with you.
Would that mean he won't make love to me?
Yup. Well, that, and Jesus don't mac wit' tha' skanks!
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when will TK get a tan?
Never. TK is quite conscious of the dangers of melanoma.
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When will I finally interface with Robot?
2067 AD.
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whe will i die
how will i die
where will i die
what'll happen after i'm dead
mustard or mayo on a balonga sammitch
That's not a question, just odd poetry. Good grammar is essential!
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Howcome I get all tingly in my special areas when Pariah posts?
Because you associate him with ME, and I'm a sexy beast!
You and Pariah are interchangeable???
Heavens, no! Pariah is just a Poor Man's Snarf.
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Why does it feel so much better when someone else licks my boobies than when I do it myself?
Your tongue, quite frankly, simply isn't as good as other tongues.
Oh. Should I kill myself then?
Sure, knock yourself out.
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How many fingers am I holding up...
...inside myself at this time?
Three, you naughty whorish girl.
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Howcome sometimes blood comes out of my vagina?
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What the HELL is a vagina?!? If you're gonna ask questions, use real words, not your crazy nonsense made up words!
Howcome blood sometimes comes out of my vagina/cunt/snatch/pussy/box/pink taco/middle hole/baby tube/moll.....?
I'm sorry, but questions end in question marks. An ellipses (...) just means you have a sentence that trailed off.
Better?
Yes. That is better.
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Why does my dog get seizures?
Probably from watching Pokemon.
How does she turn on the TV and change the channels?
I dunno. Magic, I guess.
Can I sell her to the circus then?
If I do, will I meet Chaz there?
What if I built a time-machine first?
Yes, no, and if you built it, you'd cause irreparable damage to the space/ time continuum, probably causing the Confederacy to win the Civil War
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KS: Are you West Philadelphia, born and raised? On the playground did you spend most of your days?
I actually grew up in the suburbs outside of Philly.
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Does Joe Mama have hair under that cap or is he a cancer patient?
Actually, his hat conceals a tasty crop of mushrooms.
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He's right. They're delicious and magical.
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balonga: mustard or mayo!?
Mustard, which should be the condiment on all pork and beef based sandwiches. Mayo you should save for poultry based sandwiches, specifically turkey.
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Why hasn't anyone asked you any questions since September?
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What happened to a team as talented as the Phillies, who I had picked to win the NL East, that caused their downfall this year? How could the Flyers lose FOUR STRAIGHT GAMES when they went to the Stanley Cup? It's the Philly choke factor. 
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Joe Mama said:
Oh yeah, Sneaky Bunny...it's a WILD NIGHT for all! Who wants to hear the new Hootie album? I would posit that many Hootie fans, also known as Blowfishianados, would like to hear said album. I still get a kick out of this joke. Blowfishianados... Heh. I'm so clever....
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Please phrase that in the form of a question.
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What is the one song I should try to put in my girlfriend's head, when she wants to talk about "our relationship", that will blow her concentration to the point where we won't be able to have said conversation? MMM-Bop. gay
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should I take off my shirt? No, tis chilly out and you could catch your death! gayer
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