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This is the short story that has made more than 40 people faint at his live readings.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I must admit, it got a bit hard to read at times.
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Oh man. I just stopped in the middle of the "wax rod" portion of the story to say a work has never had this sickening effect on me.
UGH.
The pool bit just might be worse. HOLY FUCK.
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The red veiny serpent's gonna GET you Disco!
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Really, it made me want to do nothing but repeat the word FUCK over and over.
It's actually very funny in retrospect, though.
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I'm gonna read this the next time I volunteer at an old folks home!
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what? no, they're too old for condoms to make a difference, don't you think? I mean I'll try giving them heart failure or strokes or something.
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He read a story similiar to this one at the reading I went to. Probably just as disgusting. I still get a sick feeling in my stomach when I go to that Borders.
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You just got kinda aroused didn't you?
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Well, yeah, that goes without saying.
I dunno, I've read a lot worse jackoff horror stories than this. Considering Pariah's recent postings, I was expecting this to be really really fucked up. Instead, I just laughed. Reminded me of those crappy R.L Stine books I loved as a kid.
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That was fucked up.
I'm gonna go get something to eat.
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Like what?
Pizza?
Sounds good.
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.....that's way too damn easy.
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German linked sausage with mustard on the side. MMMMMMMmmm-MMm! 
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I'm gonna change a baby and eat its shit!
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I like this story because it is written by Chuck palanuick. I want to fuck him in the ass even though I'm straight.
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That was pretty damn funny.
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Good story, but man, did that make me physically ill....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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I love the part where he got his sister pregnant!
Spoilers!
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