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Pariah #362503 2004-09-29 10:10 AM
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fuuuuuuuucccckk.

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there are so many graemlins I can use for this.







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This is the short story that has made more than 40 people faint at his live readings.


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I must admit, it got a bit hard to read at times.

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Oh man. I just stopped in the middle of the "wax rod" portion of the story to say a work has never had this sickening effect on me.

UGH.

The pool bit just might be worse. HOLY FUCK.

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The red veiny serpent's gonna GET you Disco!

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Really, it made me want to do nothing but repeat the word FUCK over and over.

It's actually very funny in retrospect, though.

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I'm gonna read this the next time I volunteer at an old folks home!

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Population control?

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what? no, they're too old for condoms to make a difference, don't you think? I mean I'll try giving them heart failure or strokes or something.

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He read a story similiar to this one at the reading I went to. Probably just as disgusting. I still get a sick feeling in my stomach when I go to that Borders.


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People faint over this?


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You just got kinda aroused didn't you?

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Well, yeah, that goes without saying.

I dunno, I've read a lot worse jackoff horror stories than this. Considering Pariah's recent postings, I was expecting this to be really really fucked up. Instead, I just laughed. Reminded me of those crappy R.L Stine books I loved as a kid.


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That was fucked up.

I'm gonna go get something to eat.


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Like what?

Pizza?

Sounds good.


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What about Sausage?

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.....that's way too damn easy.


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German linked sausage with mustard on the side.

MMMMMMMmmm-MMm!

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I'm gonna change a baby and eat its shit!

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I like this story because it is written by Chuck palanuick. I want to fuck him in the ass even though I'm straight.

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That was pretty damn funny.


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Good story, but man, did that make me physically ill....


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I love the part where he got his sister pregnant!















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