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You are my nemesis.
From: Smart Cat
I will claw your eyes out!
how the fuck am I supposed to outsmart a smart cat? I'll tell ya how....YA CAN'T! I'M FUX0R3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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All is not lost. You need to befriend the fortunate mouse.
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where do I find this "fortunate mouse" O ancient mastah?
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but ur a leg breakerer!! damn cat is going down!!
The Leg Breakerer: Kung Fu Masta!!!
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but you don't understand! he's smart!!! don't you ever watch movies???? the smart guy always comes out on top! They're the one that get the bitch at the end! They're the one who wins that multi-million dollar contract with the government to create sentient battle mechs! I'm fucked, I say!
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i think we need expand our leg breaking team!!
The Leg Breakerer: Kung Fu Masta!!!
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fortunateley yuor cause = just, thus necessitating a righteuos end in this eternal struggle betwixt canine and feline!!!! take heart, mey friend, in that yuor purpose for existence = now defined!!!! yuor nemesis, bieng perfectley yuor opposite in evarey way, must sureley define U and yuor life in a waey onley an arch-nemesis can. bewaer, however, that U do not succumb too teh obviuos trap of striking teh first blow agaenst yuor enemey while niethar alowing yuorself too remaen vulnerable too secretive attacks from teh shadows. finaly, remaen steadfast in yuor earnestness and know that yuor friends wil support and guide U thruoghuot al yuor trials and tribulations.
backwards7 on sneaky backwards7:
"This pitiful, partially clothed hybrid, clearly destined to be slaughtered by pitchfork-wielding villagers, somehow speaks the private language that I have always dreamed of creating."
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winged creature said:
i think we need expand our leg breaking team!!
Hmmmmm!
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He fixes the cable?
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I hope this doesn't mean I'll get an email from Mister Mxypltk from the DCMBs.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I can't imagine what my arch-enemy is.
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Just Say FUCK
you say the word fuck like it's an inconvenience
you say the word fuck like it hurts your sides
you say fuck like it's a curse
you say fuck like it's contagious
say the word fuck as if it's holy
say the word fuck as if you want to
say it c'mon say it like it's all you want
isn't it?
just say it
just say fuck
say the word like it's coffee
washing your breakfast down
say the word like you found a $20 bill
and felt the other guys pain
before you spent it
say the word like you have a reason
say the word fuck like you're happy
you say the word fuck like it hurts your teeth
you say fuck like you already have a headache
say the word fuck like it's holy
say it like you mean it
o fuck what the fuck fuck it fuck him fuck her
fucked up beyond all recognition
this is fucked
o shit i'm fucked
say the word fuck like you mean it
say the word fuck like you squeeze it
say the word fuck like you bleed it
say the word shout the word like you feel it
say the word fuck like you see it
holy fuck!
say the word fuck like you mean it!
work it one, two move your jaws fuckfuckfuck three, four
open the door
say the word fuck like you want it!
say the word
as if you're happy
say the word fuck like it's a sacrament
say the word fuck as if it will cleanse your mouth
like your mother cleaned your mouth with soap
and left that 99 and 44/100% pure taste
of Ivory there
because of the first time
you tried saying fuck
in front of her
savor the word like it was wine or beer
or cum
or spit
or some other naturally occurring cleanser
scrub off the talk of assholes who cut you off in traffic with the holy fuck
just say the word fuck like you mean it!
say the word fuck like you feel it!
say the word fuck like you touch it!
say the word fuck like it's holy!
say the word fuck like you mean it
not like you don't want anyone to hear you
say the word fuck like you need it!
say the word fuck like you truly absolutely
mean it!
like it's holy
like it's milk
like today you're happy and tomorrow you might be fucked
Savannah Churchill
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Fuck You
Fuck your suits, your ties, and your Cadillacs.
Fuck your prejudice and what your mind lacks.
Fuck you when you say, 'Fuck women, gays, and blacks.'
Fuck your personality; fuck your tradition.
Fuck your ways; fuck your lord with intervention.
Fuck your closed mind and your absence of logic.
Fuck your upbringing and what you have been taught.
Fuck the censors, your greed, and what you've sought.
Fuck your ignorance; fuck the V-chip.
Fuck your omnipotent army and their banana clips.
Fuck the police, the system, and your government.
Fuck your war, your politicians, and where they went.
Fuck George Bush and his monkey administration.
Fuck Bill Clinton and his fellatio persuasion.
Fuck the IRS, DEA and its casualty-rich drug war.
Fuck poverty, hunger, and all the diseases in this world.
Fuck your laws you impose unto others limiting what they do.
Fuck your lies, your excuses, your hairstyle, and fuck you.
Jonathon Freeman
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