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It's been ages since you've called, Mxy! Your mother is going frantic! And now we hear you have a son of your own? Congratulations, son, but we want to see our grandson, too! The last time we saw our son can be viewed on the following jpgizilisizebigimator:  And we never saw him again! 
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Come home, son! All is forgiven!
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I've heard you now have the same male pattern baldness as your father, son! I can help you to deal with that!
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The dog is very sick, son! He needs you to give him his ass back. Two mouths are fine, except there's nowhere for the waste to go! 
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We had a problem registering for these boards, son! For some reason your mother's name came out in CAPS!
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It's all right, son. I don't really mind. No, I'll be fine, don't worry about me.
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Son, your mother is very upset! Frankly, your continuous absence is startling! If you were here I'd send you upstairs and forbid you from materializing any food!
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Your father doesn't mean that, son! Please come home!
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Can't you see you're breaking your mother's heart, Mxy!
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I don't understand this place, son! Who are these people you hang around with? Who is this "Uschi"? Is she your girlfriend, son? Oh, son, we just want to talk to you!
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Damn it all, son! First you're a single father and now you've got a girlfriend on the side? WHo is this boy I raised? I don't understand you!
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Oh, son, all is forgiven! We don't care if you're cheating on our grandson's mother! We just want to see you! And our grandson!
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You need discipline, son! Your life is all a-shambles! Can't you see what you're doing to your mother?!?!?!?
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Hi great gramma and great grampa!
Are you coming to my house for Christmas?
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MXY!! Cover your ass!! That is Kal-El's other Kryptonite!! ZOD doesn't know how he knows this... Yup... 
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Quote:
Mr. Fuzastl said:
DUDE, my mom is HOTT!
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That two headed dog is hot!
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But could only do oral...
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What about the dildos on its heads?
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You and your facination with comic book dildos!
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I've finally got enough material to write my thesis on the history of comic book dildos...
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Here's a little something for Mxy, since I know how much he wants to fu-- I mean, since I know how much he loves his mom...  Look how freaked out she is at the prospect... but I'm sure she'll come around sooner or later, Mxy.
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*** You are ignoring this user ***
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Urg am do her and am let Mxy watch 
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URG will stick it in allmost anything.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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How you doin'?
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I need to resurrect these alts. They were fun.
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