Hello, Mr. Bastardo. Chris Oakley told me to call you about my wrestling career, which so far has been un-spectacular.
To be honest, I don't know how I wound up here. I have no wrestling experience. I don't have a "gimmick". I don't even have a signature finishing move.
I'm hoping you can change all that.
Please give me a chance, and I'll make you proud of me.

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