A baseball bat to go with your Curt Schilling shirt, izzatit? You do know that Schilling doesn't use a bat, right? But, then, I guess the same can be said for you. A little advice, from the Certified Gold Original to the Weak Watered-Down Copy: If you're gonna rip off a gimmick, at least be logical about it.

I'm gonna take a LOT of pleasure from making you tap out to the Joe Mama-Lock.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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