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That's right! I, Louis J. Bastardo, have arrived in RDCW, and I am looking for people to rip off, I mean, make rich!
Let Louis J. (Louie, to my friends, hey you're not my friend yet, bub. hint, hint.) Bastardo take your career to the very top! I'm a proven maker of champions and stars!
Applications are now being taken by myself and my lovely secretary, Grace. Meet me in my office, located in the backrooms of the glorious Cheesedome auditorium!
Thank you and good day.
Respectfully,
Louis J. Bastardo, ESQ.
I make stars, baby!
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 I always thought that guy never got quite enough mileage back at Writer's Block...
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I am constantly seeking new venues for my abilities. Only the best for Louie Bastardo and those he manages. Who wants to join the Bastardo Family?
It's like my pops, Old Dirty Bastardo, always used to say to me. "Son, all women are beautiful when the lights are off." But that's neither here nor there.
I am here to make YOU a star. That's right, YOU, sitting there in the RDCW locker room, wondering why your career is going nowhere. Why you've never gotten past mid-card status. Or have worse win-loss records than people who never actually post. I'm talking to YOU. Meet me in my office.
I make stars, baby!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Ahah, another lost soul that is in need of Louie's magic touch!
I make stars, baby!
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That's right! When I said "manager of champions" I meant it!
Chris Oakley! The toughest man in RDCW! The Bastardo Family Enforcer! Now he is YOUR Intercuntental Champion! That's right! And all you RDCW jobbers can choke on that fact!
Now listen up, you humanoids, because King Snarf is after gold as well, and he's gonna get it!
The era of true greatness is here! The era of the Bastardo Family!
I make stars, baby!
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Hello, Mr. Bastardo. Chris Oakley told me to call you about my wrestling career, which so far has been un-spectacular.
To be honest, I don't know how I wound up here. I have no wrestling experience. I don't have a "gimmick". I don't even have a signature finishing move.
I'm hoping you can change all that.
Please give me a chance, and I'll make you proud of me.
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Doll, you have come to the right place! Step into my office and let Louie Bastardo lead you to greatness!
I make stars, baby!
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Louie,we need to sign up the Legbreakerses for Hire pronto!Joe Mama somehow managed to sneak past Two-Ton Tommy and help Captain Sammitch and PenWing beat me and Snarf!
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Wait for the replay. And when I say trust me, trust me.
(and don't go spillin the beans about my plans in public!)
I make stars, baby!
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Louie,we need to sign up the Legbreakerses for Hire pronto!Joe Mama somehow managed to sneak past Two-Ton Tommy and help Captain Sammitch and PenWing beat me and Snarf!
I earned my title. You had yours handed to you. I stomped a mudhole in you. You hired people to attack me. I'm the real deal. You're a sad copy, you paper-champ.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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You don't have to censor yourself. You can say "The heck with". Or even "Screw". Paper-champ.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Don't blame me,blame the censors Grimm hired when he took over as GM.
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We both know that's bullshit, Chris Fake-ley. Grimm is the original monster of the RDCW. Grimm isn't censoring anybody. You wish you could be as bad-ass as Grimm. Kicking your ass at Conniver Series will be doing you and the RDCW a favor.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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That clinches it...soon as I'm finished wiping out PenWing,I'll squash you like the little cockroach you are,Joe Mummified.
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You will? Are you sure? How're your eyes? They look a little bleary and bloodshot. Maybe you should wrestle someone a little more your speed. I'm sure the midget division will challenge you...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Hey Joe Moron,there's a baseball bat here waiting to be introduced to your skull.
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A baseball bat to go with your Curt Schilling shirt, izzatit? You do know that Schilling doesn't use a bat, right? But, then, I guess the same can be said for you. A little advice, from the Certified Gold Original to the Weak Watered-Down Copy: If you're gonna rip off a gimmick, at least be logical about it.
I'm gonna take a LOT of pleasure from making you tap out to the Joe Mama-Lock.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Tap out to YOU?Dream on,Jerk Mama.
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Speaking of "tapping out"...Chris, maybe he can give you some advice.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Why don't you losers get out of my thread! This space is reserved for those of excellence only!
The Royal King Snarf! Big Cheese Champion!
Chris Oakley! IC & Hardcore Champ!
Nuriko! Soon to be the Women's Champ!
The era of the Bastardo Family is here! No one can stop us! When I said "Manager of Champions" I meant it! Now you all know it's true!
In fact, I think the next Havoc should open with "Snarf appreciation night!" A celebration of and for the Bastardo Family!
I make stars, baby!
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Truly, Louie, great minds think alike!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Hey, I wouldn't mind joining up. I'm a newbie here, and you guys definitely have power to get me there, with Nuriko, Snarf and Okaley all being major competitors.
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Welcome to the Bastardo Family New Year! And all I can say is that in the next year, the Bastardo Family will continue to dominate the RDCW!
For Nuriko, the Women's title!
For James Fantastic, the Lightweight title!
For Tommy, a return match against Captain Sammitch!
For Chris Oakley, a final showdown against Joe Mama!
For King Snarf, recognition as the greatest world champion in RDCW history!
I make stars, baby!
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I honestly believe that this year will be the greatest in the hisotry of Wrestling, because of one man. Mr. Bastardo.
That's right, I believe this man to be the greatest thing wrestling has ever seen. Already he's taken Snarf and Chris to the top, and I believe that one day he will own RDCW. And that will be no bad thing
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Welcome to the Bastardo Family New Year! And all I can say is that in the next year, the Bastardo Family will continue to dominate the RDCW!
For Nuriko, the Women's title!
For James Fantastic, the Lightweight title!
For Tommy, a return match against Captain Sammitch!
For Chris Oakley, a final showdown against Joe Mama!
For King Snarf, recognition as the greatest world champion in RDCW history!
Isn't Louie the greatest? 
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For Tommy, a return match against Captain Sammitch!
I'm certain he can find another avenue for the savage beatings that will feed his latent masochism. I'd feel guilty if I had to kick his ass again. 
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You're just scared to fight him! Well, I'll take you on, then!
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I honestly believe that this year will be the greatest in the hisotry of Wrestling, because of one man. Mr. Bastardo.
That's right, I believe this man to be the greatest thing wrestling has ever seen. Already he's taken Snarf and Chris to the top, and I believe that one day he will own RDCW. And that will be no bad thing
 Amen! 
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You're just scared to fight him! Well, I'll take you on, then!
You amuse me.
Ha.
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Your dialogue, however, does not. 
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I'll try to do better next time. 
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Meh - everybody has an off day.
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Did you catch my latest spot on the "Havoc" thread,BTW?
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