Have you losers and wannabes figured it out yet? Quite simply, I have assembled the greatest faction in the history of the RDCW. As a great man once said "Louie Bastardo is a genius!"
Look at what we have accomplished already.
Johnny Evil! The brand spanking new Lightweight Faggot Champion!
Sneaky Bunny! Women's Boobie Champion! Ahh, my little Bastardo Bunny.
The Fear and Loathing Trophy! A tag team tournament dominated by the two most dominant forces in the RDCW today!
Joe Mama! The Intercuntenintal Champion! The Enforcer!
King Snarf! The longest reigning and greatest RDCW World Champion in history! The Crown Jewel of the Bastardo Family!
And SD6 wants to kidnap me?! Wants to put their grubby little fingers on my person?! They can't compete!!! At Rehash, it's gonna be over for SD6!
The Legbreakererses! My Legbreakererses are gonna teach those incompetent screwups Tommy and James Fantastic what real "made men" are all about! Enjoy the rest of your short careers, losers!
El Superbeasto! The biggest and mightiest of all luchadores! At Rehash, he will finish off not one, but two of the Family's enemies! Oakley, my renegade son, El Superbeasto will finally put you out of your misery. Say hello Los Putas when you see them in the hospital! And Nowhereman, you didn't think I'd forgotten about you and your little shenanigans a few months back, did you? Not at all! Now El Superbeasto will finish you for good and bring the EuroTrash title home at the same time!
It's good to be a Bastardo!
